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Tight pussy, we all love it and we all love to eat it. Unfortunatly, Steve Probhomo doesn't. "Why not?" You ask, and well I would ask the same if I didn't already know. Steve is a strange man, not strange as in gay because there is nothing wrong with that, but he is strange in the fact that he is writer of this story and talks about himself in a third-person perspective. Because of this, he thinks he is too awesome love tight pussy, instead; he loves [I]loose[/I] pussy.
"Aw hell yeah..." Steve says as exhales the smoke from his bong. He's smoking tea, what a poser huh? "So how is that shit man?" The unknown man says. Wait what, who the fuck added an unknown schmuck in my story? Ah fuck it, let's move on. Steve jumps back in confusion! "Just who the FUCK are you?" Steve exclaims. "Well my dear Stevey boy, I am Bob from accounting on floor 3, I am here to sell you some weed and stop you from smoking that nasty tea shit." A wild Bob appears! "Oh that's cool, how much for a gram?" Bob takes out a bag marijuana that reads '1g' and says "For this... $7.00 please." "Sure man!" Steve says as he takes out his wallet and takes out one five dollar bill and two one dollar bills then hands the cash to Bob. "Well here you go, it's good shit so save it until you need it." Bob advises. "Sure man, thanks for the wiggity-wack dank shit." Steve says as he takes the weed and puts it in his stash. All of a sudden, Bob disapears in a cloud of smoke and a loud noise that resembles a moan of pleasure. "FSGJDF." Steve says.
Back at the office; Steve strides in like a total BADASS MOTHER FUCKING BADASS! He is wearing a knights helmet and is holding a machete. Just a normal day at the office. HURR. *Ringa dingaling ring ding dang rang* Steve pulls out his [I][U]Samsung Intensity[/U][/I] and answers it. "WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU? YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM SO WE CAN HAVE AN ORGY YOU DUMB FUCK!" Steve hangs up and throws the phone out the door.
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I disagree. You're not that awesome.
You're not awesome, you're a faggot.
You're mother.
ur gay
You are pretty awesome man.
[sp]Just kidding[/sp]
awesome
try again next time
C-, Writing was a bit sloppy, and story wasn't that awesome.
I liked it! :v:
You are not awesome.
You are a pretty pathetic, shallow, and overall unintelligent twat that is intoxicated and will likely end up arrested in the future.
that was really fucking stupid
yea i've noticed this atebitlord guy is really fucking stupid
ur gay
I came.
Buckets.
wow gay
I don't get it.
quality drug thread
Please refer to my avatar.
I don't have my glasses on but it appears to say that you're gay. I can't disagree with that.
Is it just me or is this story faintly reminiscent of another thread on page one of general discussion.
[QUOTE=N0 WAR;20869256][url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=897345[/url][/QUOTE]
ahahahah.
oh god
werent you that faggot that was planning to get a sex change?
[QUOTE=stanm;20869481]werent you that faggot that was planning to get a sex change?[/QUOTE]
Yes he was. He decided to not go through all that trouble since he still DOES like chicks, so why have the sex change?
Or, in my words: He pussied out.
I think this is supposed to be satire.
I'd ask you guys to rate me optimistic, but then people would think I'm gay.
Where was the awesome?
You're not awesome, you're a faggot.
What the hell man
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