Trump wishes that he was in highschool so he could fight Joe Biden. Biden camp doesn't mind. - Polidicks

[quote]Tallahassee, Florida (CNN)Donald Trump said Tuesday he'd "love" to fight Vice President Joe Biden, days after Biden said he wished he could fight the Republican nominee.[/quote] [quote]Trump's response to the vice president came after Biden said last week he wished he could "take him behind the gym" during a stump speech Friday as he slammed Trump's 2005 comments that resurfaced earlier this month in which Trump bragged about being able to grope and kiss women without their consent, which Biden called "the textbook definition of sexual assault."[/quote] [quote]"I'd love that. I'd love that. Mr. Tough Guy. You know, he's Mr. Tough Guy. You know when he's Mr. Tough Guy? When he's standing behind a microphone by himself," Trump said. "Some things in life you could really love doing," Trump added.[/quote] [url]http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/25/politics/donald-trump-joe-biden-fight/index.html[/url] Of course, this gaff was not used by Biden people as an excuse to attack the media for not reacting the same way as they would when Biden expresses his desire to hug women.

I'd pay money to see this. This should be the next UFC match.

My money is on Biden turning him into a floor mop. How does Trump not see his hypocrisy when he says 'Mr. Tough Guy' and 'behind a microphone'?

[QUOTE=LtKyle2;51270831]My money is on Biden turning him into a floor mop. How does Trump not see his hypocrisy when he says 'Mr. Tough Guy' and 'behind a microphone'?[/QUOTE] Read everything Trump says as if it were about himself. [url]http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/presidential-election-donald-trump-will-impose-martial-law-if-he-becomes-president-says-art-of-the-a7382086.html[/url]

"Come at me bro" [img]http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/150528214247-joe-biden-arms-out-large-169.jpg[/img] [editline]27th October 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=BlackMageMari;51270828]I'd pay money to see this. This should be the next UFC match.[/QUOTE] Honestly, this would be hilarious.

fool everyone knows diamond is the toughest metal

I watched Diamond Joe crush several cans of Coors on his forehead BEFORE he was drunk. There's no way Trump's tiny hands can even hurt him

trump would kill biden easily

[QUOTE=_Chewgum;51270875]trump would kill biden easily[/QUOTE] Not with those small hands

[QUOTE=_Chewgum;51270875]trump would kill biden easily[/QUOTE] Bidens lost a son. Trump loses money. I know which one I'd bet on and it isn't the fat fucking orange

Biden clearly lifts but Trump would be slippery due to all the orange spray tan, it would be a fight for the ages. Please America, I know you desperately want to raise the bar but can we lower it again for just this one event? I want to see this :v:

So when do we get a reality sitcom about various political figures in highschool

trump's got the size advantage but biden's got the crazy eye. you come at diamond joe and he'll bite your fuckin nose off

They should just skip the whole high-school part and actually fight. No holds barred, fight to the death, last man standing gets the presidency. Side fights include a giant mosh pit where their respective supporters can beat the shit out of each other.

[QUOTE=_Chewgum;51270875]trump would kill biden easily[/QUOTE] Nah, Biden is way more in shape.

[QUOTE=BlackMageMari;51270828]I'd pay money to see this. This should be the next UFC match.[/QUOTE] What would their entrance music be?

Biden won't lose. He has nothing to lose and the power of beer behind him. Knock him down and he'll keep getting back up. He's the next stage of Soldier 76

Without checking their stats, I'd put my money on Biden. Trump is in terrible shape. Trump has a height advantage, but I'm not inclined to think that he's one to lift [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/BM4bWMJ.jpg[/IMG]

can we make a petition to make this a reality

Trump would totally hire a ringer to dress as him and take his place in the fight. No chance he'd win otherwise. Biden would totally pin him down and whisper dirty things into his ears.

[QUOTE=hexpunK;51270942]Trump would totally hire a ringer to dress as him and take his place in the fight. No chance he'd win otherwise. Biden would totally pin him down and whisper dirty things into his ears.[/QUOTE] Well, Trump did bodyslam Mr.McMahon and shaved his head afterwards. He is a dirty fighter, so you never know what he could have up his sleeve.

[QUOTE=Dr.C;51270873]I watched Diamond Joe crush several cans of Coors on his forehead BEFORE he was drunk. There's no way Trump's tiny hands can even hurt him[/QUOTE] i once saw diamond joe grab a dude's switchblade with his bare hands outside a motorhead concert on principle

Diamond joe personally came to my house and shoved my own nose up my cockhole when I questioned his stance on energy policy and I was grateful

I'd pay to see it

I mean I wish he was in high school too

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There'd be two hits Trump hitting the floor and the ambulance hitting 150km/h

Jesus, why couldn't Biden run this year? He's basically the most badass VP since Theodore Roosevelt.

[QUOTE=Oizen;51270887]So when do we get a reality sitcom about various political figures in highschool[/QUOTE] US politics was one of the last things I'd expected to get a [url=http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HighSchoolAU]High School AU[/url].

trump has never been in a fistfight in his life, hes like a real life eric cartman, gonna cry his face off when he gets punched once [editline]27th October 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=LTJGPliskin;51271504]Jesus, why couldn't Biden run this year? He's basically the most badass VP since Theodore Roosevelt.[/QUOTE] because until now he was considered to be by most an idiot prone to saying stupid things who only was on the ticket because he was a white old man. i cant remember really caring for him at any point in the last 7 years until this season