[quote]HONG KONG (AFP) – A group of Hong Kong filmmakers have started shooting what they claim will be the world's first 3D pornographic film, a report said Sunday.
The 3.2 million-US-dollar '3-D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy', set for release in May, has already generated interest in a host of Asian film markets, as well as Europe and the US, the Sunday Morning Post reported.
Loosely based on a piece of classical Chinese erotic literature, The Carnal Prayer Mat, the movie will star Japanese adult actresses Yukiko Suo and Saori Hara, the Post said.
The film chronicles the story of a young man who, after being introduced to the erotic world of a duke, realises his ex-wife is the love of his life and features "orgies, swinging and some very graphic sex scenes", the paper said.
Producer Stephen Shiu acknowledged that censors would likely block the movie's screening in mainland China, a key market for Hong Kong filmmakers.
"(But) we are almost closing deals with some markets including Japan, Korea, Southeast Asia and some pay TV channels in Hong Kong," Shiu told the paper.
Italian director Tinto Brass has announced he would produce a 3D remake of his 1979 erotic film Caligula, while Hustler plans to release a pornographic spoof of 3D science fiction film Avatar, the top-grossing movie of all time which has earned some 2.7 billion US dollars worldwide since its release.[/quote]
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Cooooool.
"While Hustler plans to release a pornographic spoof of 3D science fiction film Avatar"
Holy shit, furry's are getting a dream come true.
Lovely, don't want to know about what happens when the guy sperms everywhere.
[I][B]"OH MY GOD IT'S ALL OVER MY GLASSES!"[/B][/I]
Goatse 3D
Starring:
Kevin Costner
Sean Connery
Rosanne Barr
Clint Eastwood
[B]AND CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED ACTOR,[/B] Danny "The Goatman" DeVito
COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU.
Three Dimensions, Two Girls, One Cup.
"while Hustler plans to release a pornographic spoof of 3D science fiction film Avatar"
That's just wrong...
I fucking burst out laughing when I read the title. All I could imagine was a theater full of people and a giant penis in 3D coming at them.
Yeah and everyone is trying to dodge the sperm flying towards them. Damn 3D, what has science done..
[QUOTE=Afgman;23912980]"while Hustler plans to release a pornographic spoof of 3D science fiction film Avatar"
That's just wrong...[/QUOTE]
I'm a furry and I rate this agree.
[QUOTE=64k1;23912903]Three Dimensions, Two Girls, One Cup.[/QUOTE]
The stream of turd just comes right out onto me!
Is 3D Porn even entertaining? I don't want body parts being rammed shooting out at me.
First 3D porn film? 3D porn films have been around for the last year now. You just gota Google for them, unless the article is talking about first cinema porn film in 3D or something?
The thought of a cock coming at me in 3D...
[QUOTE=Jeep-Eep;23915889]I'm a furry and I rate this agree.[/QUOTE]
[highlight][U][B]WE DON'T NEED TO KNOW YOU ARE A FUCKING FURRY, FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU DON'T HAVE TO ANNOUNCE IT TO EVERYONE! THIS IS WHY EVERYONE FUCKING HATES FURRIES.
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ok?
Star Wars XXX will be better
Hey, that means I can get a boner waved in my face without having to be gay!
[QUOTE=AnEvilGuy;23916460]The thought of a cock coming at me in 3D...[/QUOTE]
you'll poke your eye out.
Balls waving in my face... IN 3D!
[quote]Holy shit, furry's are getting a dream come true. [/quote]
This is why I mentioned what I am. I just though it was dumb. But porn parodies are dumb generally.
[quote]The stream of turd just comes right out onto me! [/quote]
My brain. It must be washed.
It'd be better if it was 4D so cum will be splattered on your face.
[QUOTE=Jeep-Eep;23918742]This is why I mentioned what I am. I just though it was dumb. But porn parodies are dumb generally.[/QUOTE]
But guess what? Who gives a shit you're a furry, so don't fucking tell us.
Yeah, I suppose.
Edit: going to go eat something. My blood sugar is getting low.
I hope this doesn't get the wife of a marine pregnant
On a slightly different subject: I've heard of 3D cameras that are cheap enough for small studios to afford. Is it just me, or is anyone else thinking someone's going to comission a remake of SWAP.AVI in 3D before too long?
You can almost touch the penises.
[QUOTE=64k1;23912903]Three Dimensions, Two Girls, One Cup.[/QUOTE]
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.
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All of the 'gimmick' porn movies turn out shit anyway. Just look at 'Pirates' - boring sex scenes with really detestable porn actors doing their typical "ARGH YEAH FUCK ME YOU FUCKING DIRTY FUCK, FUCK YEAH". It's just not interesting in porn any more. And this is starring Japanese folk right? I'm scared... Scared of the bush.
[QUOTE=Sobek-;23927935]YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.
[IMG]http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/1847/nowotdu.jpg[/IMG]
All of the 'gimmick' porn movies turn out shit anyway. Just look at 'Pirates' - boring sex scenes with really detestable porn actors doing their typical "ARGH YEAH FUCK ME YOU FUCKING DIRTY FUCK, FUCK YEAH". It's just not interesting in porn any more. And this is starring Japanese folk right? I'm scared... Scared of the bush.[/QUOTE]
I understand that porn is inherently mature, but the constant swearing in some is a real killer. I think it's the fact that they're trying too hard to act, and you just end up feeling like you're watching two people having sex who don't really like each other, and neither one is enjoying it, but they both feel the obligation to make it sound like it's the best sex they've ever had.
"Woooaaahhh, it's like the semen's flying right at me!"
[QUOTE=AlphaGunman;23916752][highlight][U][B]WE DON'T NEED TO KNOW YOU ARE A FUCKING FURRY, FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU DON'T HAVE TO ANNOUNCE IT TO EVERYONE! THIS IS WHY EVERYONE FUCKING HATES FURRIES.
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ok?[/QUOTE]
three cheers for unnecessary anger
[QUOTE=Lazor;23928363]three cheers for unnecessary anger[/QUOTE]
Who said he was angry? It could simply be emphasis.
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