Oldest Woman Alive Becomes Youngest Woman Dead - Polidicks

Today the oldest woman alive, at the age of approxmatly [b]113 years old and 100days[/b] died at her elder living in Japan some time today. Sources: News Radio. [b]R.I.P[/b]

fuck so who took her place then

later fucko

bout time...

What do you call the oldest woman alive who is dead

dead

[QUOTE=Kai-ryuu;21773702]What do you call the oldest woman alive who is dead[/QUOTE] Verynicelady

[QUOTE=Kai-ryuu;21773702]What do you call the oldest woman alive who is dead[/QUOTE] The oldest zombie alive... ish.

[QUOTE=Mikesword221;21773773]The oldest zombie alive... ish.[/QUOTE] Verynicelady

[QUOTE=Thundermanz;21773793]Verynicelady[/QUOTE] Get at me.

How many 19th century people are still alive now?

So she's the youngest woman dead, since she's freshly dead, thus it's backwards

Title sure was misleading.

I guess it was her time. Now it's my turn.

Thread title is oxymoron.

[QUOTE=Tea;21776246]Thread title is oxymoron.[/QUOTE] I'm sure the title thinks the same about you :smug:

Was bound to happen.

Thats a shame. She was a real beast in bed.. so i hear.

Rated OP late because the person he posted about is late

[QUOTE=Technopath;21776273]I'm sure the title thinks the same about you :smug:[/QUOTE] O:

My great grandmother is 104. Woop

[QUOTE=sloppy_joes;21773768]Verynicelady[/QUOTE] We need the zing again D: [editline]03:19PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Tippmann357;21777179]My great grandmother is 104. Woop[/QUOTE] Tell her if she doesn't die she'll get a facepunch thread, the ultimate gift:rolleyes:

I don't think it counts if she's dead.

Wow. If you think about it, in her earlier years she might have known someone who was at the American civil war.

[QUOTE=DarkWolf2;21779246]Wow. If you think about it, in her earlier years she might have known someone who was at the American civil war.[/QUOTE] The last surviving Civil War veteran died in 1956, so it's definitely possible.

This is hardly good news reporting if we don't even know her fucking name.

[url]http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5h7Xnvk8lOKJVdIjC-dlE_s74hyaw[/url] TOKYO — The world's oldest person, Japanese woman Kama Chinen, has died a week short of her 115th birthday after a life spanning three centuries, Guinness World Records said Tuesday.

I've always wondered if theres someone even older out there, we just don't know about them.

[QUOTE=Maccabee;21782924]I've always wondered if theres someone even older out there, we just don't know about them.[/QUOTE] :iiam:

[QUOTE=Maccabee;21782924]I've always wondered if theres someone even older out there, we just don't know about them.[/QUOTE] Not really.