Tomorrow is my mom's birthday. So, being the good son that I am, I went out of my way tonight and bought her a nice little mug.
[IMG]http://i49.tinypic.com/25s0kt0.jpg[/IMG]
Hurray for me. Clear conscience!
[I] Mommies make it all better [/I]
rate hearts if you love your mommy.
should've given her a new toy.
Hearted.
But yeah, that's a sweet gift you got her.
Wtf, the guy above me had a nice post discussing how nice the present was.
Apparently he tried to make a dirty sex joke instead.
rated informative instead
I know what Im getting your mom for her birthday. I believe there was a song written about it?
Buy her a dildo.
[QUOTE=Soulbrother;22819101]Buy her a dildo.[/QUOTE]
What do you think I got her?
It needs an even sweeter hand made card.
[QUOTE=StephenOrlov;22819132]What do you think I got her?[/QUOTE]
You got her a cup, but in that cup should be a shiny new dildo, or a used one if you're looking to save money.
Fill it with chocolates
Tomorrow is my mom's birthday as well. She's currently in Kuwait right now serving so I bought her a Leatherman MUT.
Your keyboard is pretty ugly, like the mug. Kidding, well not about the keyboard.. about the mug being ugly.
Tell your mum I said Hi. :smug:
I hope I make it in time for the party. I might stay a little late to "talk" to her. You know, "catch up".
I'm going to bang your mother.
[QUOTE=7DeadlySyns;22819301]I hope I make it in time for the party. I might stay a little late to "talk" to her. You know, "catch up".
I'm going to bang your mother.[/QUOTE]
With my help. :hfive:
Give me your address, tell her you sent me. Best gift ever.
Note to self: keep heart-felt, honest and good threads away from facepunch.
Especially if it has anything to do with a family member, let alone a mother.
[QUOTE=socklicker;22819063]I know what Im getting your mom for her birthday. I believe there was a song written about it?[/QUOTE]
Birthday Sex
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