From your friends at the [url=http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/E/EU_GERMANY_CENSUS?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT]Associated Press[/url]!
[quote]BERLIN (AP) -- Germany managed to lose about 1.5 million people in one day after a new census Friday showed that officials had overestimated the country's population for years.
Most of them are likely to be foreigners who failed to declare their departure when leaving the country, one official said.
The new headcount put Germany's population at 80.2 million, down from just under 82 million. The census was the first comprehensive population count since 1987, when Germany was still divided into west and east.[/quote]
When first told about the missing people, German Chancellor Angela Merkel was quoted as saying, "For the love of God, not again!"
It's pretty cool, there are suddenly 200 more people in my village, however around 2000 vanished in the nearest town.
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1.5 million.
Zombies.
But really, I wonder if they were still 'receiving' money from social care?
Well, nothing new, they managed to lose 6 millions jews.
Sounds like a Fringe episode in the title.
Writing from the UFO here.
They got a minibar and everything.
Life's great.
Did they check behind the sofa?
I'm one of them
Did they check their ashtrays by any chance?
[QUOTE=Bredirish123;40853814]Did they check their ashtrays by any chance?[/QUOTE]
Holocaust joke. Perfect 10/10.
[QUOTE=Lolkork;40853881]You did Nazi that coming.
I'm sorry.[/QUOTE]
Anne Frankly I am appalled by my behavior.
[QUOTE=Bredirish123;40853814]Did they check their ashtrays by any chance?[/QUOTE]
They could just be in the shower.
They probably just didn't answer the door or go through their mail or check their phone messages
[QUOTE=Bredirish123;40853917]Anne Frankly I am appalled by my behavior.[/QUOTE]
Shit, it's been a while since I've seen those jokes played straight in SH.
[QUOTE=Lolkork;40854009]We shouldn't go any führter with this.[/QUOTE]
Why? These jokes are roasting hot!
They are probably hiding in the ovens
[QUOTE=ThePanther;40854256]Why? These jokes are roasting hot![/QUOTE]
At this rate the thread will reichstag-nate
WWII puns are bad.
[QUOTE=ThePanther;40854256]Why? These jokes are roasting hot![/QUOTE]
Well, if we take them too far it'd be reichdiculous.
I think it was done by black magic. Round up all the witches and question them!
Isn't this how we got the pun prohibition in the first place?
[QUOTE=zakedodead;40854468]Isn't this how we got the pun prohibition in the first place?[/QUOTE]
Jeez, don't think they'll ban us all, keep your Panzern.
God damn, I hate being too late for the holocaust jokes.
[QUOTE=DMGaina;40854633]God damn, I hate being too late for the holocaust jokes.[/QUOTE]
Sadly we must be goering now, the time for puns is over.
The German Census Bureau BBQ photograph
[img]http://www.orange-papers.org/orange-Himmler3.png[/img]
[QUOTE=RG4ORDR;40854659]Sadly we must be goering now, the time for puns is over.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I'm Lenin towards ending this, too. The jokes have begun Stalin, let's quit before we hit the wall.
Wait, fuck.
[QUOTE=Riller;40854797]Yeah, I'm Lenin towards ending this, too. The jokes have begun Stalin, let's quit before we hit the wall.
Wait, fuck.[/QUOTE]
Marx your calendars, the Nazi jokes are reiching the end.
Guys, joking about the WWII ain't reich, stop it.
[editline]31st May 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Anotherwall;40854834]Marx your calendars, the Nazi jokes are reiching the end.[/QUOTE]
damned ninjas.
[QUOTE=Anotherwall;40854834]Marx your calendars, the Nazi jokes are reiching the end.[/QUOTE]
You can't start Stalin for the inevitable.
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