[quote]WELLINGTON (Reuters) – An extremely drunk, naked man lost his way at a New Zealand hotel and ended up sleeping in the wrong room, forcing its female occupant to hide in the bathroom, local media reported.
The 29 year-old Australian man had gone back the hotel in the resort town of Queenstown with a woman, but got up in the night and wandered into a bedroom where a couple were sleeping.
"He was a bit surprised that there were two people in his room and he was butt naked," Sergeant Steve Watt of Queenstown police told the Southland Times.
As the intruder slept, the startled woman took refuge in the bathroom as her husband summoned hotel staff.
The man, who could not remember whom he had been with nor what room he had been in, and had no clothes or wallet.
Police gave him a ride home clad in a hotel bathrobe, but let him off after the guests and hotel decided not to press charges.
"It was far too funny," said Watt.
(Editing by Miral Fahmy)[/quote]
Looks like someone woke up at the wrong side of the room.
That chick was a pussy.
Oh no a drunk man I need to hide in the bathroom.
If you're drunk enough to sleep in the wrong room you are no longer a capable opponent. That chick could have kicked his ass.
[QUOTE=Lankist;16727550]That chick was a pussy.
Oh no a drunk man I need to hide in the bathroom.
If you're drunk enough to sleep in the wrong room you are no longer a capable opponent. That chick could have kicked his ass.[/QUOTE]
He was naked though.
And probably fat.
"The fuck are you two doing in my room"
Haha.
Only in my country.
And maybe Ireland.
im pretty sure its buck naked
Later the man proceeded to post all about it, including pictures, on his myspace page.
[QUOTE=Lankist;16727550]That chick was a pussy.
Oh no a drunk man I need to hide in the bathroom.
If you're drunk enough to sleep in the wrong room you are no longer a capable opponent. That chick could have kicked his ass.[/QUOTE]
Or rape him.
[IMG]http://imgur.com/0XTgZ.png[/IMG]
^ And that relates to this how..?
Hiding from drunk guy who probably stumbled in there and fell onto the bed?
Husband: [I]Quick watch the naked man while I leave the room for help!
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[QUOTE=BJK;16728314]Or rape him.[/QUOTE]
You would like that, wouldn't you?
Sicko.
Thank god, this time it's not Finnish man.
[QUOTE=ifaux;16728982]^ And that relates to this how..?[/QUOTE]
Rape's always relevant.
Ahahaha.
I :lol:'ed.
Kinda remembers me of Mr. Bean
Wait.. He went into a room where two people were in bed, but he slept in the bed while she hid in the bathroom?
So did she wake up and move aside for him, or did he squeeze in the middle of them like a child who can't sleep?
dawww
those silly drunks :3
Should of pushed him off the bed
Who the hell doesn't lock his hotel room at night?
Aw what the fuck am I doing here, bro?
[QUOTE=FoodStuffs;16727817]im pretty sure its buck naked[/QUOTE]
what
They didn't close their hotel room? Wow.. That just dumb, they kind of deserved it.
This is what happens if you drink too much alcoholic drinks. Stupid stuff like this is mostly cause by too much drinking.
[QUOTE=Maloof?;16727770]
And maybe Ireland.[/QUOTE]
Oh, How I had several experiences at oxygen!:buddy:
This man deserves a medal.
[img]http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2008/11/neil-patrick-harris-naked-man.jpg[/img].
Harris is at it again, not sure if he'll find the mother in the hotel though.
My uncle once got locked out of his hotel room naked and had to sleep in the lobby or something.
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