Drunken sailor climbs into bed with 80-year-old woman in Washington state - Polidicks

[release] AUTHORITIES say a drunken sailor who urinated on a stranger's floor before getting into the 80-year-old woman's bed in Bremerton, Washington, will not face charges. The Kitsap County Sheriff's Office told The Seattle Times that Dalton C Pierson, 21, was "totally humiliated" after the incident where he ended up in the wrong apartment early yesterday. Pierson, who is stationed at the nearby Naval Base Kitsap, had been playing video games at a friend's apartment where he was also drinking alcohol. When he left he wandered into a neighbour's home by mistake, with the sheriff's office explaining the apartment looked just like the one he had left. Authorities were alerted to the intruder after the resident, Evelyn Whitney, called her son and said she awoke to find a man urinating all over her floor. Whitney said the stranger climbed into bed with her and when she asked what he was doing, Pierson responded, "Passing out." Deputies arrived and woke a "visibly intoxicated" Pierson before he was led away in handcuffs. Scott Wilson, a spokesman for the Sheriff's Office, said Pierson's actions had been determined to be "drunken stupidity," but he hadn't committed any crimes. The young sailor apologised to Whitney today and offered to pay her cleaning bill when he visited with his supervising naval officer. Pierson's supervising officer "made him sit down and listen while I scolded him," Whitney said. "After that, I felt much better."[/release] [url]http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/drunken-sailor-climbs-into-bed-with-80-year-old-woman-in-washington-state/story-e6frfku0-1226258757689[/url] What the...... That's probably the catch he wished he didn't caught.

What do ya do with a drunken sailor early in the morrrrrnin'!

Hurray for my state for not being total pricks about this and slapping stupid charges on him. Common sense strikes again!

I love how he was lucid enough to reply "passing out" when asked wtf he was doing. :v:

And up [B]he[/B] rises.

Back in the 50s, my grandfather got off leave for the weekend from the Marines. Got completely drunk, then realized that he had to return to base. Some how went to an Army base and tried to check in, drunk. It didn't end well on his record :v:

[QUOTE=lulzbocksV2;34477990]What do ya do with a drunken sailor early in the morrrrrnin'![/QUOTE] Put 'im in the longboat 'till he's sober. Put 'im in a bed with the captain's daughter. Shave 'is belly with a rusty razor. Earloiy in tha morrrrniiin'! On a more serious note, it was an honest mistake; if you're pissed off your face you can hardly tell where your car is, let alone your apartment.

[quote]Pierson's supervising officer "made him sit down and listen while I scolded him," Whitney said. "After that, I felt much better."[/quote] Oh god, not the parent treatment, not the parent treatment!

Come here and give granny a kiss!

This usually happens to me during an average Friday night. But eventually you get used to it,especially the taste of saggy tits in your mouth,

Would this count as an alcohol related incident on his military record or him just being a dumbass?

my cousin who's a marine went to vegas with higher ranking buddies since he just ranked up. He went shot for shot and lost. Also, he had to get his stomach pumped because he drank so much alcohol and is got in deep shit.

How do you fail this badly. I mean I've gotten really drunk before but [I][B]goddamn[/B][/I].

[QUOTE=lulzbocksV2;34477990]What do ya do with a drunken sailor early in the morrrrrnin'![/QUOTE] I'm just going to post it and save everyone the time, and make the thread better at the same time [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGyPuey-1Jw[/media]