OK, this is the deal. I just captured a spider in my room and sealed the cup off. Now, I'm going on vacation tomorrow for 10 days. I can either let it stay in the cup and come back after vacation watch if he still is alive or one of your lugubrious ideas will take part.
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Make me proud FP.
Have sex with it
Just let it out
let it crawl down your urethra
Why do you want to keep a spider in a cup anyway? :saddowns:
Poor spider, as much as I hate em' you should let it out.
Take him with you on vacation and take pictures with him at any places you may visit.
Least you can do for imprisoning the poor bastard.
[QUOTE=that1dude24;23454475]let it crawl down your urethra
Why do you want to keep a spider in a cup anyway?[/QUOTE]
It entered my room without permission, the consequences were unforeseen.
Convert it to the Glorious Ideals of Communism.
Leave it with 60grams of protein shake powder
[QUOTE=Sharkface;23454490]Take him with you on vacation and take pictures with him at any places you may visit.
Least you can do for imprisoning the poor bastard.[/QUOTE]
That is an awesome idea, but I don't think I can take glass with me on the plane..can I?
Pump some laughing gas in there.
[QUOTE=Impracticable;23454503]It entered my room without permission, the consequences were unforeseen.[/QUOTE]
So it dun goofed?
[QUOTE=Mobzor;23454560]Pump some laughing gas in there.[/QUOTE]
I would shit bricks if the spider started laughing :ohdear:
[QUOTE=Zeke129;23454596]So it dun goofed?[/QUOTE]
Haha, pro post. Also, Put it into something bigger and keep it :) Don't kill it
breed with it
Can I take glass on an airplane?
Release it outside where it belongs. D:
Bondage.
Ejaculate on it.
Build it a spider house out of popsicle sticks, then it go on holiday at the same time as you.
Put it in your sister's food. If you don't have a sister put it in your mom's.
[QUOTE=Impracticable;23454668]Can I take glass on an airplane?[/QUOTE]
I think they'd be more concerned about the spider than the glass. Those eight legged freaks might be the next threat to national security for all we know!
But no, since glass can be broken and then used as a cutting object, they're not allowed as far as I know.
Might be able to get away with a Ziploc baggy.
You could probably just get the glass into your bag, and all would be cool. Or just get it into a plastic cup, or something.
[QUOTE=Janizaurd;23454854]You could probably just get the glass into your bag, and all would be cool. Or just get it into a plastic cup, or something.[/QUOTE]
"Sir, what's in the bag?"
"It's my spider, he's comming with me on vaccation!"
"Uhhhh... Yeaaaaah... Please come with me to the backroom, sir."
That's not a spider, that's a Harvestmen or Opilione [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opiliones"]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opiliones[/URL], i have these everywhere where i live and they can't do jack shit, just release it.
I will call the airplane company and ask them.
[QUOTE=Fofilolipop;23454943]That's not a spider, that's a Harvestmen or Opilione [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opiliones"]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opiliones[/URL], i have these everywhere where i live and they can't do jack shit, just release it.[/QUOTE]
We call them Daddy Long Legs. I let loose one in a box with itty bitty holes with three ants and the ants kicked it's ass. It can't even sting/bite/whatever.
Let it out outside, as a favor for me?
Drown it.
Convert it to communism
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