Well, some of you may remember the thread about cats having sex under my window a while back. Well the damn things are at it again and I need something to deter them from using my window as a place of love. Otherwise I get this deep loud ROOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWWW all night from the female cat in heat until either they start fucking at which point I hear screams of pain or the day comes when my dog chases them off. To be fair they are using OTHER parts of the premises now to fuck like rabbits... but god damn it this just makes it harder to put stuff in places they won't go. I'm not even sure who's cat it is to be honest.
I've tried placing tinfoil there at night but my dog doesn't like it so I have to take it away during the day when my dog walks patrols our the grounds of our house to fend off the evil UPS guy (and these fucking cats (pardon the pun) don't seem to have a set schedule when to make love). I don't want to hurt the damn things I just want them to get the fuck off my property. Any suggestions FP?
Charming.
[QUOTE=archangel125;18447237]Charming.[/QUOTE]
You didn't read the thread.
take a video and post it, the furries will absolutely ADORE you for it
[b]Edit[/b] - Supersoakers are you friend
Watergun ^ Asshole stole my idea.
[QUOTE=lum1naire;18447244]take a video and post it, the furries will absolutely ADORE you for it[/QUOTE]
Nope, we won't, we will be to busy yiffing.
Catnip :dance:
Come back to Oregon and you can probably legally shoot them.
That sounds kind of cruel doesn't it. But you know what there's no difference between shooting them yourself and having animal control come and take them to be killed.
Unless they're people dressed in fursuits in which case it's legal [I]and[/I] fun too shoot them.
put mouse traps everywhere
[QUOTE=doomkiwi;18447235]Well, some of you may remember the thread about cats having sex under my window a while back. Well the damn things are at it again and I need something to deter them from using my window as a place of love. Otherwise I get this deep loud ROOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWWW all night from the female cat in heat until either they start fucking at which point I hear screams of pain or the day comes when my dog chases them off. To be fair they are using OTHER parts of the premises now to fuck like rabbits... but god damn it this just makes it harder to put stuff in places they won't go. I'm not even sure who's cat it is to be honest.
I've tried placing tinfoil there at night but my dog doesn't like it so I have to take it away during the day when my dog walks patrols our the grounds of our house to fend off the evil UPS guy (and these fucking cats (pardon the pun) don't seem to have a set schedule when to make love). I don't want to hurt the damn things I just want them to get the fuck off my property. Any suggestions FP?[/QUOTE]
Here come the furries.
Pics.
Shouting is very effective against animals
Bottles of water, big bottles. I dunno, it sometimes works and sometimes doesn't but worth a shot. I think they are meant to be afraid of the reflection in the water although it never bothered my old cat.
Dump cold water on them
[QUOTE=exhale55;18447273]Pics.[/QUOTE]
Yeah no...
[QUOTE=Pigeon87;18447270]Here come the furries.[/QUOTE]
Hey. Fuck you.
OP, grab them and toss them over your backyard fence or something. Wear cleaning gloves so they don't scratch you.
[QUOTE=Ninx;18447284]Bottles of water, big bottles. I dunno, it sometimes works and sometimes doesn't but worth a shot. I think they are meant to be afraid of the reflection in the water although it never bothered my old cat.[/QUOTE]
They're supposed to be empty bottles, and you stole that idea from Japan.
are you in the US?
you can get traps from the ASCPA and take them to humane society
no cats are killed, no kitties are being made
everyone wins
Turn on the sprinkler at night before bed until mating season is over.
Ask them to leave.
Doomkiwi. Throw catnip in a bag. Once they're in there, tie the bag and throw them over a tall building.
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[QUOTE=Urog;18447298]are you in the US?
you can get traps from the ASCPA and take them to humane society
no cats are killed, no kitties are being made
everyone wins[/QUOTE]
They kill them if they're not adopted.
[QUOTE=Urog;18447298]are you in the US?
you can get traps from the ASCPA and take them to humane society
no cats are killed, no kitties are being made
everyone wins[/QUOTE]
That's actually not a bad idea. Thanks.
Edit: Shit that's right they die if not adopted... fun...
pipe bomb.
[QUOTE=Wakka V2;18447308]Doom kiwi. Throw catnip in a bag. Once they're in there, tie the bag and throw them over a tall building.[/QUOTE]
I just realised this:
What the hell are they EATING?
Make love under their window.
[QUOTE=Pigeon87;18447326]I just realised this:
What the hell are they EATING?[/QUOTE]
Catnip.
They will eventually die of malnutrition.
[QUOTE=Pigeon87;18447326]I just realised this:
What the hell are they EATING?[/QUOTE]
Probably mice garbage and rats... I live in suburbia not the city...
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