• Iran 'successfully sends monkey into space'
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[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-21230691[/url] [quote]The primate travelled in a Pishgam rocket, which reached an altitude of some 120km (75 miles) for a sub-orbital flight before "returning its shipment intact", the defence ministry said[/quote]
apparently the rest of the world didn't notice
[QUOTE=Judas;39389084]apparently the rest of the world didn't notice[/QUOTE] We were too busy getting worked up about their finger-cutting.
What Iran isn't telling us is that the Monkey was actually used to determine if there was fatal radiation doses in the Fordow facility, kind of like Birds and coal miners with methane gas. A rocket didn't send it to space...
Astrodinejad [img]http://i.imgur.com/yzKvnfi.jpg[/img] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Racism" - Starpluck))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=TehMentos;39389249]Astrodinejad [img]http://i.imgur.com/yzKvnfi.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] How adorable, just feel like squeezing his cheeks [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Racism" - Starpluck))[/highlight]
"all over the place" doesn't even begin to describe Iran currently
[QUOTE=Judas;39389084]apparently the rest of the world didn't notice[/QUOTE] Because the rest of the world already did this decades ago and its not really a massive feat anymore.
[QUOTE=Cmx;39389336]Because the rest of the world already did this decades ago and its not really a massive feat anymore.[/QUOTE] Baby steps
[QUOTE=Cmx;39389336]Because the rest of the world already did this decades ago and its not really a massive feat anymore.[/QUOTE] for a religious country still cutting fingers for thievery I'd say it is
When Russian scientists manage to outdo you 50 years ago it's time to realize you may be too far behind
This was actually a part of the "Grant a Wish Foundation", in case any of you didn't know.
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1242665[/url] maybe... ??
[img]http://media.skynews.com/media/images/generated/2013/1/28/217870/default/v1/newcomp-1-522x293.jpg[/img] I feel sorry for the poor monkey. It looks seriously pissed in this picture.
Your move, North Korea.
[QUOTE=TehMentos;39389249]Astrodinejad [img]http://i.imgur.com/yzKvnfi.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] caption: a photo of the monkey after landing safely [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Racism" - Starpluck))[/highlight]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_QrOTwAmto[/media] HIT THE LEFT BUTTON!
seriously, someone should put this mideval nation out of its misery. between the Syria fighting, the North Korean famine and dictatorship, and Iran, this abomination of a 'leadership', iI would say Iran is the absolute bottom of the barrel. For the sole fact that they are blinded by their overzealous religious beliefs that are literally trapping them all in the mideval era.
How are all those above posts racism when it mocks just one individual (well deserved mocking imo) and not the race C'mon Starpluck C'mon [editline]28th January 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Jonzky;39389392][img]http://media.skynews.com/media/images/generated/2013/1/28/217870/default/v1/newcomp-1-522x293.jpg[/img] I feel sorry for the poor monkey. It looks seriously pissed in this picture.[/QUOTE] That poor guy
What is up with Starpluck banning people for racism just for joking about that guy in the image in an astronauts suit? the last two bans in here could have been applied to white westerners all the same, I mean what the fuck.
I have to agree on a few things. Like that poor monkey does look pissed, It's not really much of a feat anymore, and Your really far behind if the russians kicked your ass 50 years ago.
[QUOTE=Dr.Critic;39389745]What is up with Starpluck banning people for racism just for joking about that guy in the image in an astronauts suit? the last two bans in here could have been applied to white westerners all the same, I mean what the fuck.[/QUOTE] Because he thought they were saying Persians were monkeys, despite the fact they're clearly just making fun of Ahmadinejad.
I hate to say it but yea those bans are complete bs.
Starpluck is actually Ahmadenijad
[QUOTE=Jonzky;39389392][img]http://media.skynews.com/media/images/generated/2013/1/28/217870/default/v1/newcomp-1-522x293.jpg[/img] I feel sorry for the poor monkey. It looks seriously pissed in this picture.[/QUOTE] Christ, it looks like its held on by gaffer tape and bubblewrap. It reminds me of a goddamn egg drop experiment
[QUOTE=Ridge;39389957]Starpluck is actually Ahmadenijad[/QUOTE] Newly declassified photo of the next Iranian astronaut - Commander Starpluck. [IMG_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/jFwFH4T.jpg[/IMG_thumb]
[QUOTE=Ereunity;39390086]Newly declassified photo of the next Iranian astronaut - Commander Starpluck. [IMG_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/jFwFH4T.jpg[/IMG_thumb][/QUOTE] His rocket: powered by liquid ban
[QUOTE=Dr.Critic;39389745]What is up with Starpluck banning people for racism just for joking about that guy in the image in an astronauts suit? the last two bans in here could have been applied to white westerners all the same, I mean what the fuck.[/QUOTE] Because apparently racism only applies when it's directed to colored people. Those bans were in my opinion pretty unecessary. The guy was obviously joking. It's not like he's some sort of bigoted racist in real life.
poopy joe?
[QUOTE=TehMentos;39389249]Astrodinejad [img]http://i.imgur.com/yzKvnfi.jpg[/img] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Racism" - Starpluck))[/highlight][/QUOTE] uhhh [highlight](User was banned for this post ("This isn't how you post" - Starpluck))[/highlight]
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