• The English alphabet is demonic. (Satan is here)
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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z When taken apart and reconstructed, the whole alphabet can be changed into the Vormint alphabet, or "Lucifer's Letters." (As seen here) [img]http://www.horrorseek.com/home/horror/demon/nugsoth1.gif[/img] In Revelations 13:18, it says "[i]and when the Vormint is reborn and of notice, that is the day mankind is punished.[/i]" Coincidentally, a man by the name of Hermasreggine Shrateukcuf discovered this two days before the earthquake in Haiti. Following the earthquake, there has been a number of storms along the Pacific coast of North America (Canada and USA) resulting in deaths of a couple hundred people. Granted, it's not as much as the earthquake in Haiti, but still a significant amount. Two days ago, Ivan Amkeut Stubreyn was born. A picture: [img]http://i46.tinypic.com/6puwk9.jpg[/img] [b]I[/b]van [b]Am[/b]keut [b]St[/b]ubrey[b]n[/b]. [b]I Am Stn.[/b] [b]I am Satan.[/b] You might be saying to yourself, "It's just a coincidence that his parents named him that." Wrong. Kreudur Stubreyn(the father) had a dream, with a dark angelic figure with black wings telling him to name his firstborn son that, [i]twenty three years ago.[/i] After Ivan's birth, his parents began to look much different than their normal selves. Strusye, the mother, looks like this now, just two days after her son's birth. [img]http://i47.tinypic.com/znq2vo.jpg[/img] [i]Strusye Abreus Stubreyn[/i] Doctors say it's as if her skin had been severely burnt. In a two hour observation, the doctors say her skin had appeared to be getting more and more burnt, as if it was on fire. Strusye says she felt nothing, and still feels nothing. Experts had estimated that in a week, she would look like a dead Jew, killed by the fire of the Holocaust. As for the father? He's had his fair share of problems too. Over the past two days, he's been unable to sleep, saying the words [i]"Stoz preuden abnort kappakush"[/i]. Translated to English, "Where is our Savior?" Translated to from English letters to Vormint letters, the word is pronounced "Esspermin eye" Esperimini. Translated to English from the Vormint language, [i]"He is not here."[/i] [img]http://i46.tinypic.com/117frk4.jpg[/img] [i]Kreudur Stubreyn[/i] The English alphabet is he tool to one of life's most common questions. "Where is our Savior" translates to "He is not here." Who is telling us that our Savior is not here? It certainly wouldn't be God, or Jesus. It would have to be Satan. If our Savior is not here, who [i]is[/i] here? Experts all around the world have established that Satan is here. Satan has been born into our world, and the doctors are telling us he's maturing faster than normal. Only being born two days ago, Ivan has a full head of hair, and has been bleeding nonstop from a cut he suffered on his right ear, caused by the doctor rearing the baby. I'll update the thread as more information comes about.
are you implying that a baby has been reborn as satan
Bullshit.
[QUOTE=NintendoKain;19738605]are you implying that a baby has been reborn as satan[/QUOTE] Yesiree
guys my name has kain in it. i must be a vampire
How pleasant.
Is this the new Badage Boys?
Oh no the imaginary evil demon is going to kill us :gonk:
Before anyone comes in here being idiotic,those are simply images of lepers. Nice hoax, though.
So just kill the baby?
Guys, this is no joking matter.
What do those "Lucifer's letters" have to do with anything here
first thought when seeing the letters [img]http://www.freewebs.com/wintersnowflake/Unowns.jpg[/img]
What you lose on the hurdy-gurdy you pick up on the roundabout
[QUOTE=Brian Williams;19738660]What you lose on the hurdy-gurdy you pick up on the roundabout[/QUOTE] This needs to become a common phrase on Facepunch immediately.
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About damn time.. This world needs a little spicing up. Chances are it's only a hoax. But I guess we'll find out.
[QUOTE=Thomas849;19738689]About damn time.. This world needs a little spicing up. Chances are it's only a hoax. But I guess we'll find out.[/QUOTE] Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. I hope it [i]is[/i] a hoax.
[QUOTE=windwakr;19738665]That baby IS dead. Look at the filename of it.[/QUOTE] So it is. I guess you just shot down the OP's thunder then, dead babies can't do much can they?
[QUOTE=Droid;19738696]Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. I hope it [i]is[/i] a hoax.[/QUOTE] Nah, I could go for a good ol'-fashioned apocalypse. You know, with the red sky and the horsemen and stuff.
lol christians/trolls, you never let me down
As soon as I clicked this thread, I heard thunder outside. (I live in southern California) I was all :byodood:
[QUOTE=robmaister12;19738743]As soon as I clicked this thread, I heard thunder outside. (I live in southern California) I was all :byodood:[/QUOTE] I too, live in SoCal. However, we're all vulnerable to Satan.
[QUOTE=Brian Williams;19738660]What you lose on the hurdy-gurdy you pick up on the roundabout[/QUOTE] Cheese rings are Satanic.
[QUOTE=OvB;19738698]So it is. I guess you just shot down the OP's thunder then, dead babies can't do much can they?[/QUOTE] it can if its satan
hey bro i'll give you a little hint to make your life easier jesus doesn't exist, satan doesn't exist, god doesn't exist you only have one life, you should be enjoying it instead of worrying about inane bullshit the world won't be destroyed by satan, it'll be destroyed by stupid fucks like yourself arguing about which fairy tale is actually real (hint: none)
[QUOTE=siberpredaht;19738821]hey bro i'll give you a little hint to make your life easier jesus doesn't exist, satan doesn't exist, god doesn't exist you only have one life, you should be enjoying it instead of worrying about inane bullshit the world won't be destroyed by satan, it'll be destroyed by stupid fucks like yourself arguing about which fairy tale is actually real (hint: none)[/QUOTE] thanks buddy i rated you optimistic for optimism :)
[QUOTE=siberpredaht;19738821]hey bro i'll give you a little hint to make your life easier jesus doesn't exist, satan doesn't exist, god doesn't exist you only have one life, you should be enjoying it instead of worrying about inane bullshit the world won't be destroyed by satan, it'll be destroyed by stupid fucks like yourself arguing about which fairy tale is actually real (hint: none)[/QUOTE] Demons are real but nothing else :colbert:
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So i was reading this thread and i was all like, "Oh m[B]y[/B] g[B]o[/B]d, oh my god, we are all f[B]u[/B]cked!" [B]a[/B]nd meanwhile i shat my pants and smea[B]re[/B]d it all over my shi[B]r[/B]t. At that mom[B]e[/B]nt, a black angelic hollow rose up from the shi[B]t[/B] st[B]a[/B]in and told me that this th[B]r[/B]ea[B]d[/B] was all true and th[B]e[/B]n rape[B]d[/B] my father and ate my mother and then destroyed our house with an earthquake and made me gargle his mayo...[B]![/B]
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