• So someone in my block of flats is playing loud music and it's 5AM
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I was just falling asleep at 3am then they started banging draws and shouting loud. Now they're blasting out loud music. I can tell the music is coming from the room below and to the right of me. I've blasted out death metal and Schoenberg aswell as MC Hammer and still they insist on blaring out their tunes. I'm also thinking about wetting tissue and throwing it on their window which is open. The windows open from a hinge along the top so I could easily land some on it even though it can't quite see it. Any other ideas? I know you guys could think of something. Just don't suggest reporting them :v:
[QUOTE=Ehmmett;22338221]Ear plugs.[/QUOTE] Nah. Too easy
Pretend it's your music and pretend you are having an all night party, get drunk pass out.
Just get some damn earplugs dude.
Shoot them with a BB Gun and make them think it's cicada killers :smug:
Throw a brick through their window.
Go party with them.
[QUOTE=Ryenoru;22338243]Throw a brick through their window.[/QUOTE] Now this is the FP I know and love. None of that ear plug business :v: [QUOTE=gRuKz]Go party with them. [/QUOTE] They're drunk. I'm not. I don't know them very well. Awkwardness ensues.
Make a molly, and throw it through their window. Evacuate the building, and watch as they panic.
[QUOTE=Moja;22338242]Shoot them with a BB Gun and make them think it's cicada killers :smug:[/QUOTE] Am I the only one who got this refrence?
Call the police if it's bugging you so much.
Call dah popo.
Walk over there and ask them politely if they could turn it down.
[QUOTE=demisemiquaver;22338254]Now this is the FP I know and love. None of that ear plug business :v: They're drunk. I'm not. I don't know them very well. Awkwardness ensues.[/QUOTE] Then get drunk. Jesus, that wasn't so hard was it?
I've already decided I ain't gonna bother sleeping now. And no police. This is uni halls, this is the kind of shit you expect but you still make sure to retaliate too now and then :P
If it's that much of a problem just call the police and they will just give them a warning about keeping it quiet.
Duct tape over their front door. Like, make a wall of duct tape on it.
Get drunk enjoy the party, when your drunk and they are either you'll have a jolly old time. Or your gonna fight a motherfucker or two
get a garden hose and flood his apartment
[QUOTE=_Sniper_;22338324]Duct tape over their front door. Like, make a wall of duct tape on it.[/QUOTE] Do this, but double tape it, so one layer vertically, another horizontally, and make sure to secure the layers for maximum trapped-ness. Not like they'll hear you coming anyways.
[QUOTE=Peluri;22338353]get a garden hose and flood his apartment[/QUOTE] + [QUOTE=NecroBiologist;22338363]Double tape it, so one layer vertically, another horizontally, and make sure to secure the layers for maximum trapped-ness.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=ferrus;22338384]+[/QUOTE] i was just gonna edit that into it
Just call the police
I'm not calling the police. But I am tired and cranky.
This reminds me, I still need to upload the video I made the other night of my neighbors across the street after someone called the popo on them. They were blasting loud music, they were drunk as balls, and when the cops showed up, some people got the beat down from 4 patrol cars full of cops. :) 6 people were arrested and taken to jail. Mind you, it was 2 AM, and they have had the music on since noon the previous day. I knew everyone would be drunk... Then: :siren::siren: Someone called the cops. Sorry, anyway, I think you should just get drunk like a few others said, and ask them if you can join. Socializing is the only way you'll make friends... Who knows, shit might be fun.
[QUOTE=Ehmmett;22338438]I would laugh my ass off if OP did something extreme as the duct tape and flood, but had the wrong apartment.[/QUOTE] Haha. I even know who it is judging from her voice when she was shouting loud enough that I could make out quite a few words. I would need a key to enter their flat though so that idea, as good as it is, would not be possible. Unless I duct taped the front door to their whole flat but that would effect everyone in their flat.
Heres what you need- a roll of duct tape, a roll of cellophane, and a shitload of empty cans. Take the cellophane, and roll it horizontally across your neighbors doorframe, and duct tape it in place. After this is finished place a bunch of cans in the space between the cellophane and the door. Now move up and make another horizontal spread across the frame, then stack more cans. Repeat this process as high as you can, when your neighbor opens his door- bam tidal wave of cans.
[QUOTE=Ryenoru;22338479]Heres what you need- a roll of duct tape, a roll of cellophane, and a shitload of empty cans. Take the cellophane, and roll it horizontally across your neighbors doorframe, and duct tape it in place. After this is finished place a bunch of cans in the space between the cellophane and the door. Now move up and make another horizontal spread across the frame, then stack more cans. Repeat this process as high as you can, when your neighbor opens his door- bam tidal wave of cans.[/QUOTE] I like. Saving this for another time.
An hero.
[QUOTE=Ryenoru;22338479]Heres what you need- a roll of duct tape, a roll of cellophane, and a shitload of empty cans. Take the cellophane, and roll it horizontally across your neighbors doorframe, and duct tape it in place. After this is finished place a bunch of cans in the space between the cellophane and the door. Now move up and make another horizontal spread across the frame, then stack more cans. Repeat this process as high as you can, when your neighbor opens his door- bam tidal wave of cans.[/QUOTE] BAM, tidal wave of cans... On the wrong side! How do you know which way the door opens?
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