Chinese man gets frustrated at noodles, eats human heart instead
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[quote][B]A man has been killed after his still beating heart was pulled out of his chest and bit into by his attacker after a furious row over a bowl of noodles.[/B]
Yul Liao was savagely attacked following an argument with Bo Tuan, 29, who wanted to share his noodles.
When the 48-year-old victim refused, they started shouting at each other before Bo pulled out a knife and drew it across the other man's throat.
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"He sliced the man open like he was a bag of rice, and pulled his heart out in front of us all, I swear it was still beating. Several people fainted, I wish I could have fainted. I can't stop seeing it even when I close my eyes."
She said that the man had carried the heart in his hands occasionally biting and made no attempt to run away as he wandered around the small pavement area near where the man's dead body lay on the ground.
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Source: [url]http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-killed-after-attacker-rips-3777324[/url]
[del]Jesus what the fuck[/del]
oh wait never mind it's a tabloid
This is an acceptable response when somebody tries to eat your food.
Either a mental case, or a bullshit story. Hard to tell since the source is so damn iffy.
Resisting urge to mention Dumb and Dumber.
It would definitely be very difficult to just slice someone open like that with a knife, only possible way would be if the cut was lower and he stuck his hand in upwards (though I don't know if any non-bone structures would be in the way then).
What a heartbreaking story.
Cats and dogs! What's next? Humans!?
given the nonexistant chinese name and the source i'm seriously skeptical.
non existant as in Yul doesn't exist in the chinese language.
this sum bullshit
organs are really hard to just "pull out", and you'd need some surgeon level expertise to do it without breaking through that nifty thing called a ribcage.
[B][I]KALI MA![/I][/B]
Pretty sure you cant just slice someones ribs open with a knife to reach the heart
[QUOTE=archival;45243773]Pretty sure you cant just slice someones ribs open with a knife to reach the heart[/QUOTE]
Well no, you need to shove your hand, while in a claw position, right in there.
Assuming of course, you're a fucking Mortal Kombat character.
[QUOTE=archival;45243773]Pretty sure you cant just slice someones ribs open with a knife to reach the heart[/QUOTE]
If you can sever the costal cartilage connecting said ribs to the sternum, it's still possible, if difficult.
VVV :v:
[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;45243892]If you can sever the costal cartilage connecting said ribs to the sternum, it's still possible, if difficult.[/QUOTE]
Bo Tuan detected.
Ate his heart out, not giving the poor guy some noodles.
[QUOTE=JgcxCub;45244487]We're done here.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zCqxROvSmE[/media][/QUOTE]
Yeah, RIP.
[video=youtube;R4Ho4uZLf14]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4Ho4uZLf14[/video]
Back to the thread; sounds like a ton of bullshit to me just to get some clickers.
This guy needs a time machine to go to Ancient Latin America and he can fit in with the priests!
but this smells like bullshit.
[QUOTE=archival;45243773]Pretty sure you cant just slice someones ribs open with a knife to reach the heart[/QUOTE]
Yeah good luck with that man.
[QUOTE=sltungle;45243296]This is an acceptable response when somebody tries to eat your food.[/QUOTE]
*When somebody refuses to let you eat their food
Oh Boy, what a shitty way to die.
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