Police astonished by what prisoners stuck up there ass. - Polidicks

[quote]Police in Washington state were amazed to discover the amount of contraband one prisoner was able to smuggle into a jail by hiding it up his rectum. Authorities in Wenatchee, Washington, were surprised to find that the man had managed to sneak a[highlight] cigarette lighter, cigarette papers, a bag of tobacco the size of a golf-ball, a bottle of tattoo ink, eight tattoo needles, a small baggie of what was thought to be marijuana, and an inch-long smoking pipe into jail by hiding them up himself.[/highlight] read more [url]http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/829679-police-astonished-by-rectal-capacity-of-prison-smuggler[/url] [/quote] looks like the goatse man has a new challenger

he must have dropped the soap a lot

Tattoo needles? :gonk:

I don't think those tattoo needles were sterilized properly.

Now how did they go about removing said objects?

What the absolute fuck, hey must be a gay porn star I'm guessing.

i bet he was [b][I]butthurt[/I][/b] when they found him out

[QUOTE=DONUT KING;22502154]Now how did they go about removing said objects?[/QUOTE] Just shit them out, how else?

Holy shit. How could he sit down?

I'm not surprised he was able to fit that up that, after all the prison rape.

He must have been pretty [I][B]bummed[/B][/I] when he got caught.

Wonder how much buttsex he went through to be able to stretch it that much

I wonder what he was going to do

Hahahaha hilarious

What a [B]shitty[/B] discovery.

This belongs in the Guinness world records.

Man, he must feel like a total [I][B]asshole[/B]. [/I]

ITT: Crappy puns.

Nautsabes, why do you always have a [I][B]stick up your ass?[/B][/I]

I see what you did there... crappy... like our puns.

Will someone end up shoving a shotgun up their ass?

Man, Socram... that mouth... [I][B]It's such a huge hole.. I'm almost tempted to see how much you can stuff in there, it must have taken lots of practice to stretch your hole that wide. [/B][B]Perhaps a cigarette lighter, cigarette papers, a bag of tobacco the size of a golf-ball, a bottle of tattoo ink, eight tattoo needles, a small baggie of what was thought to be marijuana, and an inch-long smoking pipe could fit inside it. [/B][/I]

What a loser. He finds a way to stick all that in his ass and get it past a search, but can't figure out how to dispose of the baggie and duct tape? DUDE! Roll that bag up, wrap the duct tape around it in a tight ball, stick back in your ass, and toss it the first time you get a chance.

Half these puns are hardly related to the story, just because you use the word asshole doesn't make it a pun. [QUOTE=tomoom165;22502166]i bet he was [b][I]butthurt[/I][/b] when they found him out[/QUOTE] This is the only one that actually fits. [QUOTE=zydos;22502481]He must have been pretty [I][B]bummed[/B][/I] when he got caught.[/QUOTE] This one kind of works too I guess... Just give up already.

[QUOTE=OutOfPop;22503531]Just give up already.[/QUOTE] Dude.. you [B]DO[/B] know what to do when you're faced with an endless supply of punning opportunities, right? [QUOTE=OutOfPop;22503531]Half these puns are hardly related to the story, just because you use the word asshole doesn't make it a pun.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4chan/for_forums/thats_the_joke.jpg[/IMG]

why am I getting rated bad spellings? I see nothing wrong with the OP

[QUOTE=Phoenix Wright;22504124]why am I getting rated bad spellings? I see nothing wrong with the OP[/QUOTE] Their.

Im tight

That must've hurt.

[QUOTE=Phoenix Wright;22504124]why am I getting rated bad spellings? I see nothing wrong with the OP[/QUOTE] Police astonished by what prisoners stuck up :their: ass.