These Chinese guys are raising a baby black bear, some other Chinese guys are turning dead babies into stamina pills.
Beautiful.
It will end up as dinner.. just wait.
[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;31560253]These Chinese guys are raising a baby black bear, some other Chinese guys are turning dead babies into stamina pills.
Beautiful.[/QUOTE]
baby black bear stamina pill
Damn, I want a pet bear. That would be incredibly badass.
i want a pet bear :(
[QUOTE=Edward Norton;31560291]It will end up as dinner.. just wait.[/QUOTE]
lol, subtle racism
One day they will ride these in a stampede. Who needs tanks.
Oh no.. them Chinese are recruiting bears.
That fucking bear pun.
Made my fucking week :3
[b]AWWWWWWWW IT'S SO FUCKING CUTE. FUUUUUCK[/b]
It's an experiment, each squad of chinese soldiers in the future, will have a black bear as support.
[QUOTE=DrLuke;31563239]Is it just me or did this really look set up?[/QUOTE]
It's just you.
Other example:
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wojtek_%28soldier_bear%29[/url]
D' Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Ah damn I was just about to post that ^
[b]Breaking News[/b]
5 chinese Soldiers found slain in army Barracks, suspect bearly escaped authorities
Imagine being on the frontlines in a forest in China, then seeing a huge black bear with armor running towards you.
Brown pants.
[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;31560253]These Chinese guys are raising a baby black bear, some other Chinese guys are turning dead babies into stamina pills.
Beautiful.[/QUOTE]
Yes, because as we all know - nationality dictates how you behave.
I don't know if black bears in China are the same as the ones in North America but aren't they supposed to be not very dangerous? Aren't they the ones that just eat like honey and berries or something?
[QUOTE=Magistrate;31560549]lol, subtle racism[/QUOTE]
Didn't know Chinese was a race.
[QUOTE=TheTalon;31565044][b]Breaking News[/b]
5 chinese Soldiers found slain in army Barracks, suspect bearly escaped authorities[/QUOTE]
Officers described the scene as grizzly.
Why are there so many bear news and bear puns on facepunch today?
[QUOTE=Polaco202;31570822]Why are there so many bear news and bear puns on facepunch today?[/QUOTE]Because bears are awesome
[QUOTE=Polaco202;31570822]Why are there so many bear news and bear puns on facepunch today?[/QUOTE]
Because people can't bear to see the truth so they cover them with a forest of puns.
[QUOTE=Polaco202;31570822]Why are there so many bear news and bear puns on facepunch today?[/QUOTE]
Because we bearly have the opportunity to make bear puns
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