It's alright NSA, I understand why you would want to spy on my sick killstreaks and 1337 sk1llz. You're jealous right?
I wonder who the genius that came up with this was and how do I get a job there.
Well, I heard Counterstrike is filled with terrorists :tinfoil:
[quote]WASHINGTON - Since the infiltration of Counterstrike by the NSA over 300.000 American teenagers have been arrested for terrorism. It seems that the terrorist threat is much greater than anticipated, even on American soil. NSA agents recorded and witnessed the teenagers using the game "Counterstrike" as a training tool for terrorism, and as a platform for planning terrorist attacks. All have been arrested for involvement for a terrorist plot to plant a bomb at a, currently unknown location, called 'objective A'. Although NSA agents were able to intervene and confirm that the bomb was 'dropped', possibly terrorist code to communicate that the head of the operation was caught by NSA operatives, there is now talk of a second target being prepared for a terrorist attack.
NSA agents are working day and night to find out what 'Objective B' is, but have yet to come up with concrete leads. Even more shocking, terrorist leaders have been observed speaking openly to their footsoldiers. One man, who identified himself as, "SuckMyDick360noscopeAWPbitch" was observed to be getting frustrated when the online training didn't go to plan. He, both vocally and in text, was seen slinging racial slurs and insults towards terrorists-in-training who apparantly failed to meet his expectations. In direct reaction to the uncovering of this shockingly large terrorist network run rampant in our country president Obama has been moved from the White House to Cheyenne Mountain and citizens are advised to avoid to go into public, unless absolutely neccesary.[/quote]
[QUOTE=Pr0fane;43133823]Well, I heard Counterstrike is filled with terrorists :tinfoil:[/QUOTE]
well jokes on them, the objectives usually have a big ass spray mark on them
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