• Man Sentenced in Fish Attack
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source:[url]http://weirdnews.about.com/[/url] All you fish-haters out there, pay attention. Animal cruelty laws apply to aquatic creatures, too. Donald Earl Fite III, 27, found out the hard way after he impaled his ex-girlfriend's fish during a fight over the summer. After pleading guilty to animal abuse and domestic violence, Fite was sentenced to two years probation, a psychological evaluation and community service. Here is his mugshot [img]http://z.about.com/d/weirdnews/1/6/Q/R/-/-/DonaldEarlFiteIII.jpg[/img] [img]http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:aWkuplzXTbhXoM:http://www.johnecoleman.org/images/hurting%2520fish.gif[/img] lol
i knew there was something fishy about that guy the second i looked at his mugshot
Source? Never mind, source added.
Was it a goldfish or something? You can't possibly get jail-time for killing a single fish.
It must have been a slippery situation.
[QUOTE=aznz888;17893434]i knew there was something fishy about that guy the second i looked at his mugshot[/QUOTE] :rimshot:
Fish are animals too. I hate it when people don't see fish as other animals and think it's alright or cool to do stupid shit to them. That includes the stupid fucks who fight betta fish(Siamese fighting fish). They deserve to go to jail.
boohoo
[QUOTE=OvB;17893465]Fish are animals too. I hate it when people don't see fish as other animals and think it's alright or cool to do stupid shit to them. That includes the stupid fucks who fight betta fish(Siamese fighting fish). They deserve to go to jail.[/QUOTE] u srs dawg?
wow lots of fish puns.
How do you impale a fish? Did he grab it out and stab? Or just try his luck with a knife in the fishtank?
[QUOTE=lmaoboat;17893478]u srs dawg?[/QUOTE] Why wouldn't I be? Do you have any idea how expensive fish can be? for the information given this dude could have killed her $900 dollar frontosa or something.
He looks like he came from his mother's basement.
[QUOTE=OvB;17893465]Fish are animals too. I hate it when people don't see fish as other animals and think it's alright or cool to do stupid shit to them. That includes the stupid fucks who fight betta fish(Siamese fighting fish). They deserve to go to jail.[/QUOTE] And those crap vegetarians that eat fish Fucking hell why say you're a vegetarian when you're not WHY
He had a girlfriend?
He looks like something is [i]fishy[/i]. Something [i]fishy[/i] going on here. [editline]04:55AM[/editline] oh fuck clocks please
Well I hope all those fish I cut up for bait don't end me up in jail. fuck the system
ahah The other inmates might [b][i]gut [/i][/b] the rather [b][i]fishy[/i][/b] felon.
[QUOTE=OvB;17893465]Fish are animals too. I hate it when people don't see fish as other animals and think it's alright or cool to do stupid shit to them. That includes the stupid fucks who fight betta fish(Siamese fighting fish). They deserve to go to jail.[/QUOTE] when i fish and get one hooked, i make it crash into rocks and shits until it stops flailing intentionally.
[QUOTE=devvothechav;17894710]ahah The other inmates might [b][i]gut [/i][/b] the rather [b][i]fishy[/i][/b] felon.[/QUOTE] Oh Steve Carell, You're always so cheesey. On the topic though; That pretty strange.... I think.
We fish MILLIONS and MILLIONS of those little fuckers out of the sea.
I wonder what's worse, that one fish, or the hundreds of dolphins.
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Mmmmm.. Sushi... :v:
[QUOTE=OvB;17893465]Fish are animals too. I hate it when people don't see fish as other animals and think it's alright or cool to do stupid shit to them. That includes the stupid fucks who fight betta fish(Siamese fighting fish). They deserve to go to jail.[/QUOTE] Exactly. I'm a vegetarian, but nothing annoys me more than people [I]claiming[/I] to be a vegetarian, but then think it's fine to eat fish also. You either do it, or you don't. There is no half-way unless it's a medical issue.
Did he eat the kabob afterwards?
If you like fish, you're a faggot... ...well, I guess I'm a faggot then :saddowns: :love:
Why would you impale a fish of all things?
[QUOTE=zeebiedeebie;17899485]Why would you impale a fish of all things?[/QUOTE] [img]http://img4.realsimple.com/images/food-recipes/recipe-collections/0108/mini-shish-kabobs_300.jpg[/img]
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