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[QUOTE]A piranha-like fish known for biting off men's testicles has been caught in European waters for the first time, showing up off the southern coast of Sweden and prompting safety warnings to male swimmers.
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[QUOTE]The pacu, a relative of the piranha, can grow up to 90cm and weigh up to 25kg.
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[QUOTE]Henrik Carl, a fish expert at the Danish museum, told a local news outlet: "They bite because they're hungry, and testicles sit nicely in their mouth.
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Fuck this.
I'm vacationing in Samoa again.
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
This story reminds me of when I was in Puerto Rico a year or so ago. A fish bit my nipple and drew blood.
Rat bastard.
[quote] they're hungry, and testicles sit nicely in their mouth. [/quote]
I come prepared.
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kanyewest fish?
[QUOTE=RichyZ;41804136]ovb, do we kill this fish species or does it actually serve a purpose in the ecosystem
please be the former[/QUOTE]
Sorry I'm not ovb, but I think we could probably safely kill the fuck out of the ones that are in Europe. They aren't generally in European waters so they probably don't play an important role.
hrfhhhghhhhh fucking hell this is even worse than that amazon river fish that swims up your piss or whatever
The Monarch: Below you swims the dreaded Candiru, a naughty little fish with a penchant for swimming up a man’s urethra!
this reminded me of that
Oh fuck.
Pacu apparently tastes pretty good.
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you know what to do sweden
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;41804224]Pacu apparently tastes pretty good.
[editline]12th August 2013[/editline]
you know what to do sweden[/QUOTE]
Avatar fits.
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The pacu, a relative of the piranha, can grow up to 90cm and weigh up to 25kg[/quote]
Well, a piranha type fish that can grow to be nearly a meter long and more than 50 pounds?
Nope.
It will starve in sweden.
how the fuck did the the warm water living pacu come to reside in the baltic ?
My balls cringed.
[quote]They bite because they're hungry, and testicles sit nicely in their mouth.[/quote]
aren't pacu the ones sold as vegetarian piranha? I somehow doubt they've been biting balls
Possible vacation spots:
Oklahoma (yay tornadoes)
Texas
Germany
Russia
[del]Sweden[/del]fuck that
That's freaky.
[QUOTE=RichyZ;41804136]ovb, do we kill this fish species or does it actually serve a purpose in the ecosystem
please be the former[/QUOTE]
Native ones just eat fallen nuts (har har) from trees. Never heard about them eating testicles off people. They're omnivorous but tend lean toward herbivores lacking the chompers to be good carnivores.
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Invasive fish should always be removed though.
[QUOTE=butre;41804337]aren't pacu the ones sold as vegetarian piranha? I somehow doubt they've been biting balls[/QUOTE]
It happens on occasion. I think pacu are omnivorous, not vegetarian. They're just not carnivores.
But with that said they'll take a bite at dangly bits given the opportunity.
How much does it cost to buy pacu? I want to make bullfries and eat them with a nice chianti.
I used to think Sweden was such a nice country.
[QUOTE=SGTSpartans;41804096]they're hungry, and testicles sit nicely in their mouth.[/QUOTE]
reserving that trademark for my future brothel company brb
[QUOTE=Lachz0r;41804192]hrfhhhghhhhh fucking hell this is even worse than that amazon river fish that swims up your piss or whatever[/QUOTE]
they're both equally bad
i'm never going swimming in anything other then a pool ever again
Seems like it'd be pretty hard to get your balls bitten while you're swimming by a fish like this
I mean how would it even know they were there through the swimtrunks? Weird.
Yeah..no thanks.
[QUOTE=evilweazel;41805200]Seems like it'd be pretty hard to get your balls bitten while you're swimming by a fish like this
I mean how would it even know they were there through the swimtrunks? Weird.[/QUOTE]
theres some things the swedes haven't been telling us
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