Hey what's up fellas, so you want to ask a girl out on a date? Aight bro I gotch your back just follow these tips and they'll come begging. :bigtran:
Get creative about it, borrow your younger brother's rc car and tape the invitation to it. Knock on your date's door and then hide. When your date answers the door, drive the car up and deliver the invitation. I've gotten way many dates with that all trick.
I like to call this the [B]treasure hunt[/B], what you gotta do is check out your date's yard and decide on three (3) to five (5) hiding places for messages. Map it out and be creative in how many steps and what kind of steps to take from place to place. Leave a piece of candy (probably chocolate, not dark, that shit is gross)and a "[U]good job[/U]" note at all but the last place. Leave the the invitation at the last one.
Make a map for your date to follow. On the map write, "Follow this map. Your Friday night may depend on it."
Another one is tossing several goldfish in her bathtub. Leave a note saying, "Of all the fish in the sea, I chose you to . . ." (prom, dance, etc.)
This one is gonna get you vagina boiii: Put the invitation in an ice cube, aight? The message could say, "Please don't leave me out in the [I]cold[/I]. Say that you'll go out with me this coming . . ." or "It would be really cool if you'd . . ." Or put the message on a popsicle.
This is retarded. You're an idiot if you think this would work.
[QUOTE=sYnced;21281924]
This one is gonna get you vagina boiii: Put the invitation in an [B]ice cube[/B], aight? The message could say, "Please don't leave me out in the [B][I]cold[/I][/B]. Say that you'll go out with me this coming . . ." or "It would be really [B]cool[/B] if you'd . . ." Or put the message on a popsicle.[/QUOTE]
Hahahah wow ur funny :allears: teach me more about these "girls" :allears:
[QUOTE=kellybear;21281932]This is retarded. You're an idiot if you think this would work.[/QUOTE]
And you're a guy you creep :colbert:
Want to know how I got a girl to a dance?
Me to her: "So who are you going to the dance with?"
Her: "I don't know. I'm trying to find the right kind of guy..."
Me: "Well how about the 'me' kind of guy?"
She said yes.
[QUOTE=GunsNRoses;21281946]Hahahah wow ur funny :allears: teach me more about these "girls" :allears:[/QUOTE]
vagina
The OP is like the PS3, he has no game hurf durf
[QUOTE=Master117;21281963]Want to know how I got a girl to a dance?
Me to her: "So who are you going to the dance with?"
Her: "I don't know. I'm trying to find the right kind of guy..."
Me: "Well how about the 'me' kind of guy?"
She said yes.[/QUOTE]
that would never work :v:
You tell the girl you have a 12 inch cock.
She'll be all over you, bro.
Hey shawtylo wanna cut a rug?
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;21281950]And you're a guy you creep :colbert:[/QUOTE]
No my friend, She isnt.
to much effort
[QUOTE=Kybalt;21281982]that would never work :v:[/QUOTE]
Well it did.
Chicks don't like that romantic stuff they like a guy with a car and a bottle of captain morgan
It doesn't show you're a romantic. It shows you're a pussy who can't face her and ask her out.
Suit, bouquet of roses/chocolates, ask her directly. Be a man.
[QUOTE=Skelmech;21282207]Yes my friend, he is.[/QUOTE]
Good, a second opinion.
[QUOTE=gfbbgfvfr;21281980]The OP is like the PS3, he has no game hurf durf[/QUOTE]
:v:
How about you just try saying "Wanna go to the dance with me"?.
[QUOTE=Adbor;21282463]Suit, bouquet of roses/chocolates, ask her directly. Be a man.[/QUOTE]
Show up in a suit
"Can you help me get out of this damned suit"
Prepare for SEX
[QUOTE=MedicmanV2;21282575]How about you just try saying "Wanna go to the dance with me"?.[/QUOTE]
That's so insane it just might work
I tried the advice in OP's post. Why did she kick me in the crotch and try to get school security on me?
[QUOTE=Dr. Fishtastic;21282594]I tried the advice in OP's post. Why did she kick me in the crotch and try to get school security on me?[/QUOTE]
You have to follow the advice in this thread naked, duh
[QUOTE=sYnced;21281965]vagina[/QUOTE]
wute dat
[QUOTE=Dr. Fishtastic;21282594]I tried the advice in OP's post. Why did she kick me in the crotch and try to get school security on me?[/QUOTE]
that means its working
Haha, yeah, how about you just ask the dance instead of being a looser.
What are you, twelve?
There is a little thing called breaking and entering.
[QUOTE=Purplevain;21282708]There is a little thing called breaking and entering.[/QUOTE]
Apart from being illegal, this is a brilliant idea!
ya gotta slap that bitch and tell her ass she's going to the dance with you or else, ya dig?
If you want to [i]actually[/i] improve your chances buy a book on body language.
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