15-year-old to cop, on stealing 44 panties: "Do you expect me to wear dirty underwear?"
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Why did a 15-year-old girl steal 44 pairs of underwear from a St. Paul store?
The teen reportedly posed a question of her own to a police officer: "Do you expect me to wear dirty underwear?"
She was cited for misdemeanor theft. It was the second panty raid at a St. Paul store that showed up in this week's police reports.
Police cited a 47-year-old man on June 10 for shoplifting "numerous pairs" of women's underwear from the Midway Walmart.
The case with the teen girl happened June 19 at the Maryland Avenue Kmart. She stashed the 44 pairs of women's underwear in a tote bag and walked out without paying, police said.
Thirty-one of the pairs were valued at $4.99 and 13 at $3.99, police said.[/release]
YOU'RE A WOMAN AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO KNOW HOW TO USE A WASHING MACHINE
[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;22875805]YOU'RE A WOMAN AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO KNOW HOW TO USE A WASHING MACHINE[/QUOTE]
They are.
hot
She kicked that cop's ass with logic.
I sure as hell wouldnt wear dirty underwear it feels nasty
This thread feels like it's going into a bad direction.
No bitch, we expect you to wash them.
Dumb ass
In my state :frown:
or she could just not wear any underwear <_<
Misogyny all over this thread.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;22875858]She kicked that cop's ass with logic.[/QUOTE]
This.
-snip- bad sexist joke.
[QUOTE=Bigboy855;22876343]She should really get a ticket for being out of the kitchen if you ask me.[/QUOTE]
Sexism was funny when you were 12
Leave that shit at the door, there are better jokes/puns
Why not steal 1 pair at a time?
[QUOTE=Protocol7;22876493]Sexism was funny when you were 12
Leave that shit at the door, there are better jokes/puns[/QUOTE]
(flaming goes here)
[QUOTE=Protocol7;22876493]Sexism was funny when you were 12
Leave that shit at the door, there are better jokes/puns[/QUOTE]
Welcome to the internet!
[QUOTE=Protocol7;22876493]Sexism was funny when you were 12
Leave that shit at the door, there are better jokes/puns[/QUOTE]
I never found it funny. Not even at 12.
[QUOTE=Panda X;22890137]I never found it funny. Not even at 12.[/QUOTE]
It's funny when properly executed, which almost never happens.
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