• Just masturbated furiously, won't stop sweating...
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So, i've just been masturbating for a good straight 2 hours, and about 2 hours before that, on and off. These past 2 hours, i've been at it like a mad man. A rapist, if you will. It's been 10 minutes since I jizzed (fucking shit shot onto the laptop, i'm lying down in bed) and i'm still sweating profusely. It's pouring down my face, first time it's ever happened (not actually pouring, but it's running down in beads). It's as if i've just done 10 laps around a huge-ass field. I'd expect the same amount of sweat from that. I dunno what the fuck is up. PS: It's like a clear, clean water sweat. Not a horrible, salty, smelly sweat. What is wrong with me? Oh, forgot to mention. My balls are hanging like a fucking donkey, is that related to the sweating? [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Alt of a permabanned user." - ventilated))[/highlight]
You probably shouldn't be masturbating that much.
[QUOTE=Loopoo920;16490954]fucking shit shot onto the laptop[/QUOTE] D:
depends, do you jerk it fast or do you move your body
Your gonna never have a baby, with such a low sperm count.
you're testicles are completely empty...
also, the testes tend to move up and down a lot, so you've probably loosened everything up a little, will return to normal
Wait you masturbated for two hours straight?
hahaha
Op is a gimmick/troll.
Go drink some water.
If you can jack off for 2 hrs straight, I am wondering how long you can last with a woman. /gives digits
My are testicles are empty?! D: I was just jerking normally, and as I reached my orgasm, I started furiously jerking. PS: I've been at it two hours, as in, watching porn non-stop and fapping constantly. Didn't get blue balls cause I let all my steam out. Also, yeah. Jizzed all over the laptop, went over the charger wire and the fucking enter key and all the keys around it.
When you wank for 2 hours straight, of course your gonna sweat loads.
I'm not a gimmick. Fuck, my post count doesn't do me justice, but i'm no gimmick. Check my posts, they're all normal. Also, yeah. I'm a horny 16 (17 in a month) year old. Explains my stamina. I'll miss it when it's gone.
[QUOTE=SugarBaby;16491037]If you can jack off for 2 hrs straight, I am wondering how long you can last with a woman. /gives digits[/QUOTE] 2 minutes...
Take a cool glass of water, drink some, pour the rest on your face.
[QUOTE=Loopoo920;16491058]I'm not a gimmick. Fuck, my post count doesn't do me justice, but i'm no gimmick. Check my posts, they're all normal. Also, yeah. I'm a horny 16 (17 in a month) year old. Explains my stamina. I'll miss it when it's gone.[/QUOTE] OMG what day? :D
What I recommend is hedge trimmers to the nutsack, that should cure it.
you've given yourself a great workout, don't be worried. but prepare to be VERY sleepy shortly. with all those endorphins you've released, you're either going to be depressed or tired.
[QUOTE=Loopoo920;16491058]Also, yeah. I'm a horny 16 (17 in a month) year old. Explains my stamina. I'll miss it when it's gone.[/QUOTE] Withdraws offer. You aren't worth going to jail over.
You need to call a doctor if you have an erection for more than 3hours you can die. So at 2hours you're at risk.
[QUOTE=Notezee;16491080]OMG what day? :D[/QUOTE] It's in 2 months. I lied :c I wanna be 17. October 7th. Man, my balls are still hung like a horse. Fuck. The reason I lasted so long was cause I paced myself. More awesome. First orgasm sucked, I jizzed too fast and the next 5 minutes was boring :x Man, I keep getting these heat buzzes. It's weird. Every few minutes my body really heats up then cools down. Feel it in the center of my body, sorta near my lungs, or behind em.
If your balls get at a higher temperature they tend to hang lower to get away from the high temperature of your body.
maybe you have both?
its nothing to worry about God damn broke my automerge
[QUOTE=SugarBaby;16491122]Withdraws offer. You aren't worth going to jail over.[/QUOTE] Wat? Reason I had a 2-hour marathon is cause my parents wouldn't fuck off before, and I really wanted to fap, and they kept barging in and being annoying. Now they're finally out for the count, I went batshit insane. Feels good, man.
[quote=ratman_122;16491170]its nothing to worry about god damn broke my automerge[/quote] lol
Go take a nice long shower.
[QUOTE=ratman_122;16491155]If your balls get at a higher temperature they tend to hang lower to get away from the high temperature of your body.[/QUOTE] Thanks for the serious answer. Is that why when you're cold and it's chilly and windy outside, your nutsack contracts and squeezes your balls? I always complain on a cold day cause it seems i'm the only one affected by tight ballsack syndrome. All my mates have some sort of built-in heaters in their ball sacks.
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