Suspicious wife watches dead hubby for 2 weeks, thinks he's faking it - Polidicks

A Romanian woman did not report her husband’s death for two weeks because she thought he was faking his death to get away from her. [url]http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/2010/07/08/suspicious-wife-watches-dead-hubby-for-two-weeks-thinks-hes-faking-it/[/url] too funny

Looks like she thought she wasn't the only one faking it. I'd of thought he was a bit too stiff. I guess she had a stiff relationship with him. Looks like he was pretty cold to her.

And she didn't notice the smell? Putrefaction happens a little over 5 days after death I thought.

What the fuck is a hubby

Okay, I think I'm fully convinced women are stupid. At the very least, women let emotions overcome any form of intelligence they may have. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Trolling" - Greeman))[/highlight]

Why do you english speaking people always shortened words It's Husband not hubby. At least cock cannot be shortened

hey dbree

Hello Dr. Cheez

[QUOTE=DrBreen;23213078] At least cock cannot be shortened[/QUOTE] I beg to differ.

This story'll be the stiff of legends

Could have been worse. It could be the wife who died, the husband who thought she was faking it for 2 weeks, and he had sex with her on daily basis during that time.

[QUOTE=DrBreen;23213078] At least cock cannot be shortened[/QUOTE] Yours seems to have been... somehow :smug:

[QUOTE=DrBreen;23213078]At least cock cannot be shortened[/QUOTE] pp :smug:

[QUOTE=|FlapJack|;23212710]Looks like she thought she wasn't the only one faking it. I'd of thought he was a bit too stiff. I guess she had a stiff relationship with him. Looks like he was pretty cold to her.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/3309/csimiamit.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/3309/csimiamit.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/3309/csimiamit.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/3309/csimiamit.jpg[/IMG] On topic, she must have a hard time smelling. I pretty sure a corpse would smell a tad bad after two weeks.

[QUOTE=DrBreen;23213078]Why do you english speaking people always shortened words It's Husband not hubby. At least cock cannot be shortened[/QUOTE] cocks -> cox

I'd imagine it would be pretty difficult to fake decomposition. Goddamn, two weeks? By that time, the eyes have completely rotted out of there sockets along with the nose, lips, and any other soft cartilage like tissue. Not to mention the fact that your skin has changed from whatever color it was to a greasy blackish-brown, the smell would be enough to make you faint, and the body would be infested with thousands of maggots. She probably though, "Damn, now he's just taking this too far; I wish he'd get up and bathe or something."

Looks like he gave her the cold shoulder

You know there's serious trust issues when...

maybe she was in shock and not thinking rationally. she could have been one of the brightest minds in the world, but death of a loved one really fucks you up.

[QUOTE=Jmax;23212947]Okay, I think I'm fully convinced women are stupid. At the very least, women let emotions overcome any form of intelligence they may have.[/QUOTE] Because that dumb cunt is an accurate representation of the global population of women. I don't always herp, but when I herp I derp.

For fucks sakes.

[quote]Because that dumb cunt is an accurate representation of the global population of women. I don't always herp, but when I herp I derp. [/quote] I agree. Jmax outed himself as a total tard.

[QUOTE=|FlapJack|;23212710]Looks like she thought she wasn't the only one faking it. I'd of thought he was a bit too stiff. I guess she had a stiff relationship with him. Looks like he was pretty cold to her.[/QUOTE] I think thats all of them.

Faking your death: The cornerstone of a successful marriage.

:geno:

It would've been better if he [i]was[/i] faking it and he starved to death or something.

I bet it's a fake and the real guy is living it up in the Caribbean with his mistress

[QUOTE=|FlapJack|;23212710]Looks like she thought she wasn't the only one faking it. I'd of thought he was a bit too stiff. I guess she had a stiff relationship with him. Looks like he was pretty cold to her.[/QUOTE] I love you

If you die with a boner will it still be stiff?

[QUOTE=Brage Nyman;23218986]If you die with a boner will it still be stiff?[/QUOTE] Look up the term, [b]rigormortis[/b]