Gold Membership - How? - General

I remember the days when you could donate to get gold. I forgot how to after a while, someone care to tell?

2 years. 2,000 posts.

You can't anymore. I meant as in donating, not the 2000 post thing.

by sucking a bucket of dicks

2 years and 2 thousand posts.

You have to be knighted by Garry himself.

2000post and 2 years or suck hezzy/gary's dick or $999.99 /thread

[QUOTE=Craptasket;20902767]Suck a bucket of dicks[/QUOTE] or this

2000 posts + 2 years Also, use search next time.

Pay £999, It really only takes £5.

[QUOTE=duckduckdean;20902772]2000post and 2 years or suck hezzy/gary's dick or $999.99 /thread[/QUOTE] He got rid of the thousand dollars after the monkey123 incident.

Its not that expensive, yet many people whine about it. Free would be nice, but i can see why the Ps3's is free. Its basicly shit

[QUOTE=Smasher 006;20902796]He got rid of the thousand dollars after the monkey123 incident.[/QUOTE] Go on.

[QUOTE=Smasher 006;20902796]He got rid of the thousand dollars after the monkey123 incident.[/QUOTE] But if he got such a donation he would still accept it. OP do some searches on monkey123

[QUOTE=Sealy12103;20902812]Go on.[/QUOTE] Oh god oh god were going to be pooor! I'll have to email garry and see if i can get a refund.

[QUOTE=Angry Pineapple;20902803]Its not that expensive, yet many people whine about it. Free would be nice, but i can see why the Ps3's is free. Its basicly shit[/QUOTE] :downs:

What's the mokey123 incident?

you need to suck an entire bag of dicks [editline]06:17PM[/editline] and then buy a dragon dildo and post a picture of it [editline]06:17PM[/editline] and then drink your own piss [editline]06:18PM[/editline] and then do a shot of hotsauce

I soon have 2k post and 2 year membership. I'll get gold soon :woop:

Then post a picture fo you USING it.

2 posts 2,000 years

[QUOTE=~ZOMG;20903006]What's the mokey123 incident?[/QUOTE] A guy accidentally thought it was still $5 and ended up paying the full $1000. Hilarity ensued.

[QUOTE=~ZOMG;20903006]What's the mokey123 incident?[/QUOTE] ahaha what. lurk until you find out. [editline]05:20PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Smasher 006;20903097]A guy accidentally thought it was still $5 and ended up paying the full $1000. Hilarity ensued.[/QUOTE] That was quick.

2000 years and 2 posts. Wait..

I'm like one of the few members who have actually been here 5+ years and aren't a gold member. Awesome? [b]Not really.[/b]

Garry personally selects people who are awesome enough to become gold. :smugdog:

[QUOTE=yodafart9;20903203]I'm like one of the few members who have actually been here 5+ years and aren't a gold member. Awesome? [b]Not really.[/b][/QUOTE] No it's awesome because being gold is basically being piss colored. But not like well hydrated piss color, but that soupy almost muddy piss color that you get when you drink too many redbulls during a kidney stone.

Do drugs and you membership will look gold anyways.

But you can't name a bodily excretion that's blue.

You've gotta [I]believe[/I]