They just keep comeing, today marks the fifth time this week they tried to convert me.
Anyway to make them stop? I don't like being woke up at 8:00 every other day.
I'm atheist and proud of it but I don't go door to door while it's half dark out waking up everyone to fill them with lies.
Maybe there doing it early to catch our sleepy minds off guard to brainwash us.
Anyway what are your thoughts on this and is it wrong to hate them?
Why should it be illegal to knock on doors? Technically its freedom of religion, even if is annoying.
Saw first two posts, and first thought was "Goddamn, so much Beiber!".
Separation of Church and State. They can knock on your door as long as they don't pander religion.
tell them they're doing it wrong and they should learn how to do it
not knocking on peoples doors for instance
Make a big sign, "I DON'T WANT TO CONVERT TO YOUR RELIGION" and plant it next to a no trespassing sign.
Tell them to stop coming. Tell them that it they come again, they are trespassing, and you will call the police on them. If they come again, do it.
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Why did I bother giving a real suggestion? This is Facepunch.
Why are you proud of not believing in imaginary figures?
You should make it very clear to them that you aren't interested in their religious beliefs.
[QUOTE=Xolo;25888724]Make a big sign, "I DON'T WANT TO CONVERT TO YOUR RELIGION" and plant it next to a no trespassing sign.[/QUOTE]
Put a landmine under your welcome mat
biebers stop making religion threads
Yes
It's really annoying.
Beartraps.
This is very easy. Ive handled this before. Next time they come over. "Hello sir may we teach of of our savior today?"
Simply reply "FUCK NO! SATAN IS MY SALVATION GRRRAAPPSHHHHAAAAA!"
And slam the door. No more Cristian
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No wait. They will think it calls for a Exorcism
Simple
Wear one of those funny looking jew muslim beanies when you open the door
Don't get angry, just tell them you're not interested. That's far more dignified than some immature insult.
[QUOTE=Dr_Funk;25888797]Don't get angry, just tell them you're not interested. That's far more dignified than some immature insult.[/QUOTE]
But! If you point out the hypocrisy and flaws in their religion, it will improve your day.
Strip naked before you open the door and open it and masturbate in front of them.
That's just as good.
[QUOTE=Dr_Funk;25888831]That's just as good.[/QUOTE]
Thanks, I thought of it myself.
Why would you rate yourself?
Make a small wooden cross, wait until they show up, open the door, and light it on fire in front of them.
[QUOTE=Dr_Funk;25888857]Why would you rate yourself?[/QUOTE]
Why wouldn't I rate myself?
Where does OP live, anyway? I've only ever had some Mormons come to my door, once - that's all I can remember. Sent them packing pretty quickly.
[QUOTE=Dr_Funk;25888880]Sent them packing pretty quickly.[/QUOTE]
How'd you do it?
Pack their bags for them.
[QUOTE=Sonicfan574;25888889]How'd you do it?[/QUOTE]
Tell them you're Catholic; they realise that there's no point even trying.
E: Or just tell them Christian in general - the notion of "preaching to the converted (sorta)" puts them off, I think.
Ask them why the bible tells you to beat your wife and treat your slaves well. And why it says bestiality is better than masturbation.
Next time they knock just fart at them
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on them
[QUOTE=Pace.;25888702]Why should it be illegal to knock on doors? Technically its freedom of religion, even if is annoying.[/QUOTE]
They're waking him up.
nude
Just ignore them when they come to the door. They'll go soon enough.
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