The Boner-Shrinking Thread - How to hide your raging testosterones. - General

Have you ever had a crush on a girl or had a relationship? Well, chances are that person gave you a boner, and some of you feel embarrased by it. For those people, there are 3 quick easy ways that worked for me to shrink that shit down. [b]1. Think of something hot touching your penis.[/b] When I get a boner around my girlfriend in public, of course I don't want anyone to see it. So, have you noticed that when your penis is cold is gets hard? Well, it's the opposite for something hot. Since you have been unwillingly conditioned to this since puberty, if you think of something hot touching it, such as a hot stove, you boner will go down fast. If you don't believe me, give it a shot right now! [b]2. Think of something extremely ugly and get angry/disgusted at that thing.[/b] I'm sure that over the years, you have encountered someone or something that is ugly. By thinking of this thing, you will be turned off instantly and your testosterones will decrease. Getting angry at this will also help. *In before Margeret Thatcher on a cold night jokes* Third, and my most favorite one, [b]Attach a handwarmer to your bladder area and jump up and down.[/b] Okay, you can stop giving me that look now-This really works. I do this when I go on dates, so I use the "It's cold!!!" line and start jumping. By doing this, the heat will transfer to inside your dick and it will shrink fast. This should be a last resort though, as if you're wearing boxers you risk your dick flopping obviously in your pants. Okay, well these are my 3 ways to shrink your boner. Does anyone else have this? Doyou have any embarrasing boner stories? Well, this is the thread for you! Discuss!

Or wait until you are no longer 13 and pop boners every 30 seconds no matter what is going on around you. With ages come great controlability. Oh and I am not really embarrassed if I have a boner, I think it is inappropriate to walk around flaunting it though.

I beat it with a hammer

[QUOTE=Gainax;26488203]So, have you noticed that when your penis is cold is gets hard?[/QUOTE] You clearly don't have a dick.

I thought heat increases the blood flow to the penis. Nice try :smug:

Just think about old ladies. :3

[QUOTE=Squad;26488223]Or wait until you are no longer 13 and pop boners every 30 seconds no matter what is going on around you. With ages come great controlability.[/QUOTE] I'm 17 and I still get this :smith: Well every 30 seconds is a bit extreme but more like every 10-20 minutes.

[QUOTE=Squad;26488223]Or wait until you are no longer 13 and pop boners every 30 seconds no matter what is going on around you. With ages come great controlability.[/QUOTE] Well I am 20 and had this problem, so I'm sure there's someone else out there like me. [editline]4th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Dude902;26488233]I thought heat increases the blood flow to the penis. Nice try :smug:[/QUOTE] Try it. I assure you, this works.

[QUOTE=Gainax;26488203]have you noticed that when your penis is cold is gets hard?[/QUOTE] What?

I only get boners when I mean to.

Or you could just flaunt your dick for all to see. Let them be jealous of your massive cock.

This [QUOTE=DONUT KING;26488612]Or you could just flaunt your dick for all to see. Let them be jealous of your massive cock.[/QUOTE] Or you know, save your boner for when you're in private with your girlfriend. Or my personal favourite, wear baggy trousers.

Become a female Problem solved :downs:

If you haven't learned how to simply HIDE your boner instead of trying stupid methods to get rid of it then I don't even know what to say.

[QUOTE=Flapadar;26488645]This Or you know, save your boner for when you're in private with your girlfriend. Or my personal favourite, wear baggy trousers.[/QUOTE] boners, creating tents for dwarfs to camp in since you hit 13! [editline]4th December 2010[/editline] Oh by the way, belt buckles fucking hurt. Watch out if you decide to tuck it.

oh god tuckitintothewaistband

If I need mine to go away, I have my girlfriend take care of it :smug:

[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unit_731]Unit 731[/url] Research them, watch videos, learn, etcetera. Then, just remember Unit 731 when you get a boner. Always helps me. [sp]This will not work if you're a sadist or masochist, in fact, it'll do the opposite.[/sp]

[QUOTE=Athena;26488791]oh god tuckitintothewaistband[/QUOTE] Now, there's an idea! Thank you! Any objections, guys? I may note, that it can be quite comfortable.

It sucks when you suddenly start thinking how much you DONT want a boner la la la just doing trampolining in small shorts...Would suck to get a boner right now...OH GOD OH GOD MUST NOT GET A BONER OH GOD ITS GETTING SEMI-HARD OH NO IT LOOKS LIKE I HAVE A BROOM HANDLE IN MY UNDERWEAR

If I'm with a girl on a date, and I start getting a boner, I find a distraction. I.e. I'll point to something far off like a nice car, but it's hard to see, and keep her occupied with looking. Then I simply raise my penis like it's looking up[it has one eye :D] so even if it's in complete boner mode it just looks normal. I use the waist-band to keep it there.

If I get a boner in public I think of Hilary Clinton. It actually works.

why on earth would I [I]ever[/I] want to hide my testosterone? I don't get boners in public, suprisingly, I'm not 13. And Testosterone is the stuff that gives men the old "fuck and kill" mindset, so I'm perfectly happy with that being there.

shove it into a garbage disposal

Adrenaline kills boners. Fact.

[QUOTE=strayebyrd;26489112]why on earth would I [I]ever[/I] want to hide my testosterone? I don't get boners in public, suprisingly, I'm not 13. And Testosterone is the stuff that gives men the old "fuck and kill" mindset, so I'm perfectly happy with that being there.[/QUOTE] I made this thread for people who want to hide it, if you don't want to that's your decision. However, it looks like people dislike my methods, which is okay, since this thread is also for discussion.

[QUOTE=Stripez;26489015]If I get a boner in public I think of Hilary Clinton. It actually works.[/QUOTE] I just got a boner thinking about Hilary Clinton.

it also works to take a blade to it

[QUOTE=M_B;26489311]it also works to take a blade to it[/QUOTE] while I've never done that, when I was going through my 'awkward' phase I once stabbed myself in the leg with a fountain pen to get rid of it.

If i get a boner with my girlfriend around and someone has something to say, then fuck them. It's a natural thing that happens to guys all the friggin time. Women don't have to put up with this shit because they don't show their excitement, so why do we have to feel humiliated when we get a boner in public. Oh I'm sorry I found you attractive, here let me think of that fat ugly cow over there by McDonalds. There we go. Better? Fuck you!