So, What you must do is write a line of the story and watch the image below.
To start with you are standing ontop of a skyscraper on the edge peering down:
[IMG]http://i52.tinypic.com/33wtmd3.png[/IMG]
Rules:
1) None, the limit is endless.
Do we write a sentence as well as draw the picture to go with it or do you draw the pictures of our sentences?
You let out your last sob as your feet leave the concrete support of the building. You fall, and keep falling.
And then you magically grow wings and fly like seagull...
...then eat a real seagull.
[IMG]http://i44.tinypic.com/35d3k1y.jpg[/IMG]
you fly back up as you decide it is not worth it. but you are hit my a meteorite...
and flung back onto the ground. You die.
Buddha gives you a second chance and reincarnates you,along with the gift of his support.
Then he eighfold-paths you straight to hell. You die.
But the devil's feeling charitable today so he sends your ass back up to the top of the building.
[QUOTE=Krinkels;32983076]Then he eighfold-paths you straight to hell. You die.[/QUOTE]
Wait,what?!
As you stand atop the building, you take the time to feel the much cooler breeze flow past you. Thinking back about the events that transpired, such as growing wings and dying a few times, you put it all at the back of your mind. You take one last look at the puffy clouds and return downstairs into the office building. A few folks walk past you in a hurried manner, to which you couldn't help but wonder if you had anything important to take care of as well...
But then you think "Ah fuck it" so you grow a grenade tree and blow up the building.
The building appears to have a huge chunk blown off of it, yet the employees around you are almost oblivious to what just happened... You proceed another level down and unconsciously go through a door to a man named Scott. He sees you, and has a look of relief on his face. He then asks, "Ah, did you have second thoughts about suicide?" You reply to Scott, "More or less, yeah. You could say I've already tried several times, heh." He chuckles a little, and puts his work aside.
I take him outside, kill him and jizz on his corpse
[QUOTE=Repido Skeleton;32987880]I take him outside, kill him and jizz on his corpse[/QUOTE]
oh my god what are you, 9?
You shake your head at the mere thought of doing something so inhumane as that, closing your eyes to clear your thoughts. "Um, what's wrong? Do you need some water?" You open your eyes, and Scott's head has been severed clean off, leaving a bloody stump! You scream aloud and cover your face, only to see maggots filling up in your eyelids! You fall on the ground and lose consciousness, hearing Scott's voice in shock.
... While unconscious, an ambulance takes you to the hospital. In a physical restrainer.
(stop making him do retarded actions, and make it interesting rather than stupid) -_-
[QUOTE=Hashmere;32924430]Do we write a sentence as well as draw the picture to go with it or do you draw the pictures of our sentences?[/QUOTE]
Ill draw the pic. You just write :D
[editline]27th October 2011[/editline]
You are locked inside of a Retard Un-Mobile.
[IMG]http://i44.tinypic.com/25u7h9f.png[/IMG]
Some random black chick attaches 14KG of C-4 to the wheel of your unmobile and runs off in traditional black chick style.
What do you do?
You are still in your restrainer, you can't do anything but shout and squirm!
... Your squirming helps you move a little. Just maybe you can...
(sorry, I like where this story could go) :)
[QUOTE=Treevis121;32991992]You are still in your restrainer, you can't do anything but shout and squirm!
... Your squirming helps you move a little. Just maybe you can...[/QUOTE]
Break free of your restraints! Nope, after several minutes of struggling with the restrainer, you don't appear to be making any more progress.
At least you can wiggle your hands. Suddenly, you get the idea to...
pee
The urine short circuits the electronic generator powering the restraints or something. Either way, you're free now.
:suicide:
u try to get out of the truck by doing something u found on mcguyver
You realize half the stuff on Mcguyver is fake and get out that bit of debris from the explosion and cut the metal and jump out.
Then MacGyver appears on a motorcycle made out of toothpicks and apple juice bottles and carries you to the next rest stop.
You are blown away and apoloize to Mcguyver for doubting his shit
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