I can't get drunk. - General

I've tried everything for a number of years. First off, I'm 21 years of age, 180lbs, and I hardly drink. I've tried with no food in my gut, food in, by myself, at a party, and with a single friend (which is not drunk, she monitors me), etc. 9 shots of Jack, only hard to walk, half a bottle of 80 proof Vodka (didn't want to drink any more for fear of poisoning) and still no severe intoxication. I could still think, walk, and talk normally. It was just a little harder to walk, that's about it. I've tried mixed drinks, drinking with energy drinks, it just won't happen. I haven't puked; had a hangover, anything! What the [i]fuck[/i].

It's obvious. Drink More. Jaeger Bombs are good.

Some people take more before they get pissed. Also some act differently when drunk. Some like they are out of control. Some just can't walk.

Go a full bottle you pussy.

[QUOTE=Benf199105;16537077]It's obvious. Drink More. Jaeger Bombs are good.[/QUOTE] Tried that; drank six. Again; only stiffer walking.

Drink more.

The main problem here is that your giving yourself a buzzkill, don't think about it, and you'll be fine. There is no such thing as not being able to get drunk.

Drink more. Or take drugs.

[QUOTE=Karbine;16537085]Tried that; drank six. Again; only stiffer walking.[/QUOTE] Drink all your booze sat down. Then stand up and dance after a full bottle of Jack and some Jaegermeister.

Usually it's stimulation of a party or placebo that increases the feeling of intoxication, but it just doesn't work for me.

I'm similar. I'm a lean guy but don't get hangovers. I've puked enough, forgotton my night and even injured myself but I can still get up in the morning ready for work. I've had something very close to alcohol poisoning though, that [b]WASN'T[/b] fun.

Take part in drinking contests and get rich.

[QUOTE=Karbine;16537100]Usually it's stimulation of a party or placebo that increases the feeling of intoxication, but it just doesn't work for me.[/QUOTE] You can get drunk, your just pussying out and not drinking enough to get drunk.

It takes me about 15 pints to get tipsy and i don't even weigh that much, which is a pain for my liver and my wallet.

[QUOTE=WaLLy3K;16537101]I'm similar. I'm a lean guy but don't get hangovers. I've puked enough, forgotton my night and even injured myself but I can still get up in the morning ready for work. I've had something very close to alcohol poisoning though, that [b]WASN'T[/b] fun.[/QUOTE] Yeah. One time it was like I had a hangover while drinking; it wasn't enjoyable. The reason you get a hangover is because of the lack of water in your body.

Poisoning is nothing, all you will do is throw up. Quit wimping out and drink moar.

[QUOTE=Karbine;16537069]I've tried everything for a number of years. First off, I'm 21 years of age, 180lbs, and I hardly drink. I've tried with no food in my gut, food in, by myself, at a party, and with a single friend (which is not drunk, she monitors me), etc. 9 shots of Jack, only hard to walk, half a bottle of 80 proof Vodka (didn't want to drink any more for fear of poisoning) and still no severe intoxication. I could still think, walk, and talk normally. It was just a little harder to walk, that's about it. I've tried mixed drinks, drinking with energy drinks, it just won't happen. I haven't puked; had a hangover, anything! What the [i]fuck[/i].[/QUOTE] Come to Finland. Our beers are [B]REAL![/B] Guaranteed to get you drunk!

[QUOTE=Cypher_09;16537115]Poisoning is nothing, all you will do is throw up. Quit wimping out and drink moar.[/QUOTE] Well yes and no, I have something that prevents me from vomiting. I've only thrown up 3 times in my life, two from surgery, another from Salmonella.

[QUOTE=Cypher_09;16537115]Poisoning is nothing, all you will do is throw up.[/QUOTE] When you throw up is the question. The time I had it, it was something like 3 hours before I could force it back up... Also in regards to water, I drink bugger all of it. :P

It's a mystery.

drink more and more and it'll hit you right in the face and next thing you know you're upside down vomiting

[QUOTE=SgtTupelo;16537119]Come to Finland. Our beers are [B]REAL![/B] Guaranteed to get you drunk![/QUOTE] I just don't care for beer, or alcohol at all really. Screwdrivers are good, but that's about it for taste.

So don't drink it then...

Consume the alcohol through your anus.

[QUOTE=Karbine;16537136]Well yes and no, I have something that prevents me from vomiting. I've only thrown up 3 times in my life, two from surgery, another from Salmonella.[/QUOTE] I never puked before in my life, then one night i had 16 or 17 Jack Daniels and Coke and barfed so much.

What are you, some kind of alien?

drinkin is 4 loosers

OP is fat as hell, he just can't admit it. Takes ages for him to get drunk, because he has so much body mass.

Just vodka won't really give you a hangover anyway. Need something like Havanna or Jägermeister and your head will spin the next morning, given you drank enough.

Were you sitting the whole time or did you move around? Moving around will probibly fuck you up.