Penisonic's new concept. Flaccid remote control that hardens when handeled.

[Wakka V2]

That's right, Panasonic has released a new concept; "flesh" remote, that appears to be gel-like when idle. As an added bonus, it breathes. :tinfoil:. When the remote detects motion, it becomes rigid. Hmmm, doesn't that remind you of something? :flaccid:

[img]http://cubeme.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/strange-panasonic-gel-remote-panasonic1.jpg[/img]

[i]Constructed of a soft, flesh-like gel, the remote appears cold when off. Once turned on, however, it seems to come to life. A soft light emanates somewhere from within as the center of the device begins to slowly rise and fall, mimicking the tranquil motions of breath. Left undisturbed, the remote will slumber peacefully. Buth should a human hand approach, sensors inside alert it to the imminent touch. It stops breathing, grows rigid – the light from within is extinguished.[/i]

[url]http://cubeme.com/blog/2008/12/26/strange-panasonic-gel-remote-by-panasonic/[/url]
[url]http://www.geekologie.com/2009/06/weird_gel_remote_is_limp_when.php[/url]

Imagine accidentally sitting on that thing and having it harden under you. :shlick:

[pie_is_good]

Like a penis.

[ifaux]

old news is old.

[nivek]

I'd buy it.

[Asher Roth]

i'll remote your control

[shibbypwwalkk]

man that is cool i can finally fulfill my dream of sticking a clicker up in my ass

[ifaux]

[QUOTE=shibbypwwalkk;16709374]man that is cool i can finally fulfill my dream of sticking a clicker up in my ass[/QUOTE]

-insert WoW Freakout remote up the ass gif here-

Too lazy to find.

[Devenger]

This old is fucking news.

[mpntball2012]

[QUOTE=pie_is_good;16709294]Like a penis.[/QUOTE]

Yes, like a penis.

[Daolpu]

Does it vibrate?

[frums]

[QUOTE=pie_is_good;16709294]Like a penis.[/QUOTE]
How?

[Squeaken]

Its basically a dildo

[tarkio]

this is somewhat disturbing

[Warriorx4]

Have a clock.

[jjsullivan]

You can masturbate AND watch television at the same time!

Man this is a great Idea :smug:

/gay

(Not really to me though)

[matey9]

That actually sounds pretty neat, like its trying to hide the fact that its alive.

[WallyGamer4]

How would I put this... ah what the hell, it is really weird.

[PoorFellow]

i would buy that and stick it up my ass for intense pleasure

[Teh tar.gz file]

[QUOTE=Wakka V2;16709259]http://cubeme.com/blog/[b]2008[/b]/12/26/strange-panasonic-gel-remote-by-panasonic/[/QUOTE]Old.

[Brant20154]

I want this. Now.

[OutOfPop]

[QUOTE=Wakka V2;16709259]Imagine accidentally sitting on that thing and having it harden under you. :shlick:
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Would feel the same as sitting on any other remote...

[Scotchair]

What the hell is the point in this?

[BJK]

Old news, but this is so :dong:.

[OutOfPop]

I guess it would be pretty cool, though I could see better uses for that technology.

[SailorDave]

I'd love something like this, just to see what it feels like.
[img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp_ratings.php?postid=16709259&rating=6[/img]

[MS-DOS4]

Why pay for something like this when you got it for free down below?

Also, 7,000 posts.

[Trafficman]

Does it fill with blood?

[editline]02:09AM[/editline]

Every post here has 58/59 dumb ratings :tinfoil:

[editline]02:09AM[/editline]

Wait now its 63/64 :tinfoil:

[1live]

[QUOTE=Wakka V2;16709259]
...Imagine accidentally sitting on that thing and having it harden under you. :shlick:[/QUOTE]
You accidently the whole remote control?

[highlight](User was banned for this post ("Memeshit." - ventilated))[/highlight]

[OutOfPop]

[QUOTE=1live;16712313]You accidently the whole remote control?[img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp_ratings.php?postid=16712003&rating=12[/img][img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp_ratings.php?postid=16712040&rating=12[/img][img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp_ratings.php?postid=16712287&rating=12[/img][img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp_ratings.php?postid=16712294&rating=12[/img][img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp_ratings.php?postid=16712313&rating=12[/img][img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp_ratings.php?postid=16712380&rating=12[/img][/QUOTE]

Hahahahaha

[PoorFellow]

Why does everyone have like 100 dumbs