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[quote]You've had a busy play day - You've wiretapped Mom's cell phone and e-mail without a warrant, you've indefinitely detained your little brother Timmy in the linen closet without trial, and you've confiscated all the Super-Soakers from the neighborhood children (after all, why does any kid - besides you, of course - even NEED a Super-Soaker for self-defense? A regular water pistol should be enough). What do you do for an encore?
That's where the US Air Force Medium Altitude, Long Endurance, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle (UAV) RQ-1 Predator from Maisto comes in. Let's say that Dad has been labeled a terrorist in secret through your disposition matrix. Rather than just arrest him and go through the hassle of trying and convicting him in a court of law, and having to fool with all those terrorist-loving Constitutional protections, you can just use one of these flying death robots to assassinate him! Remember, due process and oversight are for sissies. Plus, you get the added bonus of taking out potential terrorists before they've even done anything - estimates have determined that you can kill up to 49 potential future terrorists of any age for every confirmed terrorist you kill, and with the innovative 'double-tap' option, you can even kill a few terrorist first responders, preventing them from committing terrorist acts like helping the wounded and rescuing survivors trapped in the rubble. Don't let Dad get away with anti-American activities! Show him who's boss, whether he's at a wedding, a funeral, or just having his morning coffee. Sow fear and carnage in your wake! Win a Nobel Peace Prize and be declared Time Magazine's Person of the Year - Twice!
This goes well with the Maisto Extraordinary Rendition playset, by the way - which gives you all the tools you need to kidnap the family pet and take him for interrogation at a neighbor's house, where the rules of the Geneva Convention may not apply. Loads of fun![/quote]
Lol - for ages 3 and up! The same age of the children that they're blowing up in Afghanistan with these exact same drones!
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The name of the product indicates that it's a B-1B, but the image is clearly an F-4 Phantom. The first review says that it's a good model of a B-52 and the second one indicates that it's a Spitfire.
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[QUOTE] I really wanted to get this figure because the guy inside looked quite a bit like the guy who I thought was my dad growing up, even though I only saw him twice. Mom said some cowboy movie changed my dad's life and he became a truck driver with his best friend from the Coast Guard.
To pay for the figure, I rode my bike all over town to collect cans to recycle for cash this past winter. When I turned in the cans to collect my earnings, I misunderstood the question "would you like to donate to charity?" they were not my cans anymore, so it didn't matter to me where they went. Sadly, it was the money that went to charity and not the cans.
That figure would be mine, and I was determined to get it.
My neighbor who lives across the street in a van told me when he is short on cash he donates white blood cells. It was worth a ((ahem)) shot so I rode my bike to the local homeless YMCA Red Cross Center. As luck would have it, they were closed.
I was devistated and started to cry.
Some guy with a beard on a BMX bike heard my crying and offered help me out and take my blood for fifty bucks from his MASH-like tent. To be honest, I do not remember what happened once I entered the tent. When I woke up the next day, I had fifty bucks in my pocket! Straightway, I gave the money to my mom so she could buy the figure for me online.
When the figure arrived, I quickly took it apart to free the man inside who looked like my dad. Sadly, it was just a head with no body attached and my mom said that didn't look like my dad. She was never really sure who he was though..
I have the figure parts in a oatmeal box, but I'm kind of bummed about the lack of guy inside the suit. Felt like being abandoned by my dad all over again. [/QUOTE]
thanks mom and dad, now I can simulate war crimes at 1:97 scale!
" Mom said some cowboy movie changed my dad's life and he became a truck driver with his best friend from the Coast Guard."
Ahahahahhahahaha
The RQ-1 review was funny until he blamed Obama. Then it was kind of awkward.
[QUOTE]This is the best toy ever. Finally, I can pretend that I'm a winner of the Nobel Peace Prize!
It's like I'm sitting right there in the White House with my very own kill list![/QUOTE] :v:
[editline]19th February 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE]I got this for both my sons, along with the book "Rape for Dummies" and a Dexter Morgan knife kit. They barely even noticed the knife kit and book and went straight for their drones. It has been a nonstop freedom campaign on the cats ever since. 5 Stars Maisto.[/QUOTE]
[editline]19th February 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE]I just picked this little guy up locally as a stocking stuffer for my kids...I can't wait to see their eyes light up on Christmas morning when they find them. I'm sure they'll have endless hours of fun pretending to drop Hellfire missiles on other little 6 year olds across the globe or snooping on the wacky Constitution lovin'/homeschooling/food stockpiling/gun toting neighbors down the road. Toys like this make teaching the kids about modern US/world government so much easier. Thank you Maisto...thank you!!!![/QUOTE]
[editline]19th February 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE]My son has always exhibited antisocial behavior, so I knew he would love this model predator drone. Sure enough, he hasn't stopped carrying out assassinations in the house "at home" and the backyard "abroad" since Christmas. [B]My main complaint is that the hellfire missiles are not detachable, so my son must use his imagination when envisioning the incineration of Pakistani weddings.[/B][/QUOTE]
These are beyond funny.
[editline]19th February 2013[/editline]
OK, just one more
[QUOTE]Everybody in the hood will soon have their own drone ! And Obama's giving 'em away for FREE!
From the "Constitutional Scholar" responsible for such classic hits as "Section 1021 (b) of the 2012 NDAA", "HR347" and "Do You Know The Way To Guantanamo Bay" comes this exciting new destructor of "associated forces" !
A MUST have for the budding little fascist in your home !
Civil Liberties Not Included. Must Be purchased separately with our "Citizens United" box set
Side effects may include : Loss of Habeous Corpus , Indefinite Detention Without Evidence,Legal Counsel or Judicial Review, Suspension of The 1st, 4th, 5th and 6th and 8th Amendments , FEMA camp relocation and re-education, and in most cases, Explosive Death involving innocent brown civilians.[/QUOTE]
AHAHAHAHAH
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