Outrage as energy drink 'cocaine' is found in UK shopping malls

[matt.ant]

Parents are furious that a firm is selling cans of an energy drink called 'Cocaine' in a busy shopping centre.

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[Autumn]

sod cocaine, you need pussy

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[ultra_bright]

It says ''Get high in sports, not on drugs'' on the front.

Fucking soccer moms.

[Zonesylvania]

Think of the children!
not

[matt.ant]

[QUOTE=Autumn;45158610]sod cocaine, you need pussy

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This is called P***Y in Tesco but Pussy elsewhere

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[Corn]

Those cops sure love cocaine

[deltasquid]

[QUOTE=Autumn;45158610]sod cocaine, you need pussy

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100% natural ingredients

I love how absolutely useless the word "natural" has become in marketing

[Unclejimmema]

I don't understand the outrage outside of the name. It doesn't really taste that good and burns when you drink it

[Zonesylvania]

[QUOTE=UncleJimmema;45158664]I don't understand the outrage outside of the name. It doesn't really taste that good and burns when you drink it[/QUOTE]
Now that's a more useful reason to be outraged about when it comes to a product, because it sucks.

[Halite]

It promotes British values! Crown, bulldog... Chavs...

[mankind_me]

[QUOTE=Autumn;45158610]sod cocaine, you need pussy

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[video=youtube;_W28z03BpIQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W28z03BpIQ[/video]

[Mugofdoom]

[QUOTE=shadowboy303;45158677]It promotes British values! Crown, bulldog... Chavs...[/QUOTE]

Don't forget one of Britain's most cherished values, cocaine!

[sir whoopsalot]

Fuck your cocaine, fuck your pussy, THIS is where it's at!
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[Leo Leonardo]

Hasn't this drink been around for years?

[Zonesylvania]

[QUOTE=Leo Leonardo;45158786]Hasn't this drink been around for years?[/QUOTE]

Doesn't matter, when the soccer moms need something to get outraged about, they'll get outraged by it.

[Robber]

We have an energy drink called "Orgasmus" (orgasm in German). It's fun to talk about it e.g. "She gave me multiple orgasms" :v:

[editline]19th June 2014[/editline]

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[Zonesylvania]

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I don't even....

[MatheusMCardoso]

But this is actually good. If your kid asks you what is cocaine you can just say "It's a bad energy drink sold in the malls". He can then taste it and when his friends ask him if he wants some cocaine he'll say: "Nah bro. I took some of that stuff and didn't like it".

[DaCommie1]

Not Pictured: Toronto mayor Rob Ford spending next year's city budget on this drink.

[Sableye]

don't drink that shit, its so strong its illegal in all but 4 states here in the U.S., i had a friend who drank one of those in school, he was so fucked up by it that day

[Streecer]

we can always trust the daily mail to bring us this kind of groundbreaking journalism

[GiGaBiTe]

I remember ashens reviewing Pussy and saying it was one of the most awful things he tasted, kind of like those really bad slightly sugary kids drinks. If he says it tastes awful then you can probably believe it, he's tried nasty stuff from around the globe.

[QUOTE=Sableye;45159175]don't drink that shit, its so strong its illegal in all but 4 states here in the U.S., i had a friend who drank one of those in school, he was so fucked up by it that day[/QUOTE]

It's probably 100% pure ground up caffeine pills in a liquid suspension with a dash of flavor to make it go down easier.

[kylel999]

[QUOTE=Autumn;45158610]sod cocaine, you need pussy

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i've had this, it's pretty bad

[ROFLBURGER]

[QUOTE=Kylel999;45159450]i've had this, it's pretty bad[/QUOTE]

What are you gay, only real men like it

[TVC15]

Oh, I remember this being on Brad Tries a few years ago.

[A B.A. Survivor]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;45159454]What are you gay, only real men like it[/QUOTE]

And certain women.

[fruxodaily]

Power thrust

[notgeogzm]

Pff, they're so ripping off Coca-Cola c. early 1900's :v:

[Harry3]

"Its Crystal-meth in a can"

[video=youtube;qRuNxHqwazs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs[/video]

[video=youtube;t-3qncy5Qfk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-3qncy5Qfk[/video]

Man I havent seen these vids in ages

[kylel999]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;45159454]What are you gay, only real men like it[/QUOTE]

:v:
On a serious note, it actually tastes like berry with a aftertaste that tastes like piss