Today was the day I finally get laid everything went so well that I could hardly believed it.
Now I was finally gonna get it and guess what? My dick wouldnt stay hard, I was so close...the closet i can get...my dick just stayed flacid the whole time...AFTER ALL THE FUCKIN YEARS IT NEVER STOPED GET HORNY EVERY 5 Seconds! but now it decided to just be a bitch right n front of her.
I'm sorry but im just pissed the fuck off......if its the wrong subforums please move it
typing this on psp so excuse my grammer
EDIT:
Okay I'm off the PSP, me and my girlfriend was planning this for a week and I guess the stress of all of it just made my dick flaccid, I was getting a boner while kissing her and while she was stroking my dick but the second I get to one inch of her vulva...my dick just went penisnap and just gone right there, I was so fucking prepare and I just really really pissed and in shock right now.
Look guys I know you think this is extremely funny but this CAN happen to you and I'm just warning you.
Now the most important question I ask you: Am I still a virgin if I got my dick inside her vagina while it wasn't erected? I am just too confused to think right now,
you gay
[editline]3rd April 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Frankie;28970006]the closet i can get[/QUOTE]
:v:
are you sure you weren't bangin a dude
And now she says "i guess we are not ready...." OH AND FUCK VAGINAS ITS HARD AS FUCK TO ACTUALLY GET INSIDE
Your gramm sucks, dude.
lets see.. still has a PSP, first thing he does about his flaccidity is post on Facepunch (from said PSP), has an avatar/name related to a kids show..
he never did say who 'her' was
[QUOTE=Andokool12;28970040]Your gramm sucks, dude.[/QUOTE]
Ahem...
[quote]typing this on psp so excuse my gramm[/quote]
Probably a psychological reason. Maybe you were somewhat frustrated, seeing how these days, "doing well" in sex is a constantly present pressure on every man. And stress can cause the penis staying flaccid even in such a situation, even if that stress is just unconscious. So next time, just chill the fuck out, and try not to concentrate on "Oh fuck last time it stayed flaccid what if it does it again oh god" because then, this little incident will surely repeat itself.
I know its a shitty thread im just going through a pre life crysis please delete or lock this thread until i rewrite it in english
wait are you Franke_R?!
i am going to retract my offer for a friend request frankie
please don't contact me in the future
As funny as this is it makes me scared about something like this happening on my first time.
Look, this is a common problem, and easily fixed, don't worry!
Okay, get two corrigated cardboard strips about seven inches long, and put one on top of your penis and one below. Stretch your dick out to fit the cardboard strips, and just staple your dick in place!
Erectile Dysfuntion = Cured.
Thank me any time.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A[/media]
Maybe you should have prepared beforehand, shit like this happens all the time. You aren't the first.
Try some foreplay before sex, ramp up the sexual pleasure, kissing, talking dirty etc.
You got further than me OP.
I just couldnt get it up.
You've caught "the gay"
sux2beu Rizzo
take the red pill in your dads closet
Okay, I'm sorry, but your avatar freaks me the fuck out.
[img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=397628&dateline=1300836937[/img]
And I've watched the show ever since it came out, man!
[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;28970160]Okay, I'm sorry, but your avatar freaks me the fuck out.
[img_thumb]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=397628&dateline=1300836937[/img_thumb]
And I've watched the show for years, man![/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=310711&dateline=1301777841[/img]
looks like you still do
[QUOTE=Frankie;28970039]And now she says "i guess we are not ready...." OH AND FUCK VAGINAS ITS HARD AS FUCK TO ACTUALLY GET INSIDE[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Lord of Ears;28970036]are you sure you weren't bangin a dude[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=ineedateam1;28970157]take the red pill in your dads closet[/QUOTE]
What do you know about that?
[QUOTE=Dachande;28970171][img_thumb]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=310711&dateline=1301777841[/img_thumb]
looks like you still do[/QUOTE]
Where I live the show doesn't give anymore.
Please for the love of god if I got my penis inside her vag while still flacid im no longer a virgin right?
How the fuck did you manage to get laid with such stupidity? As hard as it is to believe you might have found someone more desperate than you!
And in any case, if you really hate it so much, you can donate it to those in need.
this happened to me my first time.
she had to blow me to get it up
[QUOTE=Frankie;28970192]Please for the love of god if I got my penis inside her vag while still flacid im no longer a virgin right?[/QUOTE]
Nah, sorry dude.
LOL VIRGIN
I could give you the offer for Viagra that is in my spam mail.
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