Reddit user seeks Relationship Advice

[Doakes]

So I came across a link to reddit about a user seeking relationship advice on how to win this Lesbian he had in class twelve years prior. After reading it, scratching my head, and reading it again, I was compelled to make this:

[url]http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/515496[/url]

I apologize in advance.

[Emtu]

Holy shit...that [i]voice[/i]. That was awesome.

[KlaseR]

so from what I understood he was actually some famous breakbeat electro artist?

[Pvt. Martin]

Great voice acting.

[rrunyan]

I didn't know spaghetti could hurt so much.

[Soleeedus]

your voice rivals xenieus's

[MadPro119]

[QUOTE=Soleeedus;38873401]your voice rivals xenieus's[/QUOTE]

xenieus's pedophile voice isnt too weird. this ones good doe

[Doakes]

Thanks for the kind words, folks. Much appreciated.

[Divaya]

Oh god this physically pains me to listen to this

How could you be so awkward?

[editline]17th December 2012[/editline]

Also that's a sexy voice.

[Valnar]

Oh man, that original post has got to be a troll, that is so many awkward cliches at once.

Great voiceover work.

[mooman1080]

You sound almost like the Stanley parable narrator. You should try doing more of these.

[ShaunOfTheLive]

[QUOTE=rrunyan;38873342]I didn't know spaghetti could hurt so much.[/QUOTE]

Hell, you ain't seen nothing. [URL="http://www.platinumhearts.net/t6115-2ch-love-story-op-and-denko"]"I CAN MAKE SPAGHETTI (´･ω･`)"[/URL] You sure can, dude. You sure can.

[Tetsmega]

Can we get the transcript? Also, fucking awesome voice

[B]Edit:[/B]Oh fuck it's on the NG description.

[myon]

"haos dis"

I love your voice, oh dear god

[ionuttzu]

Oh god that voice.

[MarkG06]

I'd like to know the reddit op for this so we can hear his totally amazing grammy nominated music.

[Doakes]

[QUOTE=mooman1080;38874601]You sound almost like the Stanley parable narrator. You should try doing more of these.[/QUOTE]
You're too kind. Truth be told, I've actually done my fair share of interesting reads after voice acting online for around six or so years give or take. Usually the reads I do of this nature are more brief and fictitious like this:

[url]http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/462150[/url]

But as a voice actor, when I come across material this...'special', well, I almost have an obligation to utilize it.

[nVidia]

Dotdotdotdot

[Doakes]

[QUOTE=nVidia;38888422]Dotdotdotdot[/QUOTE]
I swear on my beard's life, there's nothing more challenging in a recording than tossing in a quick one-liner like that mid line without sounding like you're cutting off. Literally, as I recorded those, mid sentence, I'd stop and think of how many 'dots' each part required, get messed up, curse, and re-record.

Voice acting has a funny way of reminding a person just how inept they really are at using words.

[ewitwins]

Two things.

First, we need to get you a title that befits your creamy voice.

Second, keep recording things, no matter how trivial the writing might be, it's so nice to hear your voice and there's certainly nothing wrong with filling up a portfolio, should you want to do this professionally.

[Doakes]

[QUOTE=ewitwins;38889337]Two things.

First, we need to get you a title that befits your creamy voice.

Second, keep recording things, no matter how trivial the writing might be, it's so nice to hear your voice and there's certainly nothing wrong with filling up a portfolio, should you want to do this professionally.[/QUOTE]
Hehe, funny you should mention that:

[url]http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3701010/[/url]

[POLOPOZOZO]

This hurts, this physically hurts to listen to.

[TextQUAKE]

[QUOTE=ShaunOfTheLive;38875603]Hell, you ain't seen nothing. [URL="http://www.platinumhearts.net/t6115-2ch-love-story-op-and-denko"]"I CAN MAKE SPAGHETTI (´･ω･`)"[/URL] You sure can, dude. You sure can.[/QUOTE]

holy shit.

[TurtleeyFP]

I lost it at "Me. It was me."

[Doakes]

[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;38890260]This hurts, this physically hurts to listen to.[/QUOTE]

Then I know I've done my job, heh.

[WishesForFishes]

The Chemical Brothers based their last album off of this dude?
Bullshit.

That was a great reading.

[Alaura]

The Stanley Parable, The one place i remember this voice from.

[Doakes]

[QUOTE=Alaura;38892292]The Stanley Parable, The one place i remember this voice from.[/QUOTE]
I actually just youtube'd that for reference. I can actually hear it to some degree, heh. Though I don't possess a voice anywhere near as audibly appeasing as the voice actor who narrated that.

Still, thanks for the kind words. Much appreciated.

[Cheryl Cole]

The Redditor is an autistic version of the guy in Chasing Amy, and OP is the hobo radio presenter that was on the news about two years ago.

[Viidya]

Oh boy spagetti everywere lovely voice though :3.
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