[url]http://www.break.com/index/surprising-japanese-egg-toy.html[/url]
"Not eggs-actly what I was expecting, but I'll take two dozen, please."
^^Direct Quote.
I did not expect that to become sexual in any way at all.
At first I was like :downs:
But then I was like :saddowns:
Oh god, I remember seeing these things on banner ads
Chanto FIT!!
Why does it stretch so much? Everyone knows Asians have small penises.
I knew something was up when he put the lube on.
I would try it.
ITT: There is an Egg Condom.
I knew exactly what it was from the start.
[QUOTE=Syphen;16534689]ITT: There is an Egg Condom.[/QUOTE]
Not a condom.
[QUOTE=OvB;16534815]Not a condom.[/QUOTE]
What would you best describe it as?
I say it looks like an "Egg Condom", Doesn't mean it is one, but, that's what I think it looks like.
Let's here your thoughts on the subject.
[QUOTE=wabash;16534814]I knew exactly what it was from the start.[/QUOTE]
Only by reading "Japanese" in the sentence.
[QUOTE=Syphen;16534689]ITT: There is an Egg Condom.[/QUOTE]
it's more like a fleshlight.
And also, why does everything in Japan end up sexual?
*cough* I would take a dozen of those though *cough*
I want one of them! =O
[QUOTE=Syphen;16534944]What would you best describe it as?
I say it looks like an "Egg Condom", Doesn't mean it is one, but, that's what I think it looks like.
Let's here your thoughts on the subject.[/QUOTE]
It's pretty much a small, disposable fleshlight. aka: male masturbator.
when I saw the rubber egg inside I thought it was like one of those toys you throw on the ground or on a wall, it splatters, and then reforms to its original shape.
when he streched it down the pole I was like :byodood:
Shit when I saw those at donkey hote I wasn't sure what they were, or what they were doing in the sex toy section. I guess now I know.
WTF is that. It looks like some deranged fapping device [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/confused.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=K1ngo64;16537696]WTF is that. It looks like some deranged fapping device [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/confused.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
exactly
I thought it was a small fat dildo when I first saw those.
i am not japanese :saddowns:
When I saw him unwrap it I thought it was a hard boiled egg you could eat.
When I saw him take the lube out I thought it would be some kind of flavoring you put in the center of the egg.
When I saw him put the pole in it i didn't even know what the fuck it was.
Seriously, as a sex toy that thing is impractical as fuck.
At first I thought it was a toy
And then I thought it was for storage
Then I realized it's a condomlike object
[QUOTE=K1ngo64;16537696]WTF is that. It looks like some deranged fapping device [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/confused.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
That's because it is
ordered it
[QUOTE=13illay;16540529]When I saw him unwrap it I thought it was a hard boiled egg you could eat.
When I saw him take the lube out I thought it would be some kind of flavoring you put in the center of the egg.
When I saw him put the pole in it i didn't even know what the fuck it was.
Seriously, as a sex toy that thing is impractical as fuck.[/QUOTE]
Exactly what I thought!
At first I thought it was something you could eat, like a candy thing or so.
Boy was I wrong :saddowns:
Haha I did not expect that, but I want one!
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