• Conspiracy Theorists - How to argue with them?
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Ok, I know it's futile trying to use logic with the illogical, but I need a few arguments that are sure to provoke responses from a conspiracy theorist The story behind all this: There's a guy I know that is honestly convinced that the illuminati exists, that karl marx, lenin, stalin and trotsky were all jew freemasons who tried to use the bank of america to take over the world and promote communism. He believes a lot of other stuff but this made me lol the most. So what are some things I could say to him that would piss him off? This is a site that he linked me to: [url]http://antinewworldorder.blogspot.com/2007/10/who-was-karl-marx.html[/url] I think that it might be satire because it's very radical, but he actually believes it. [url]http://www.whale.to/b/communism_q.html[/url] That explains why he thinks karl marx was a jew [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeXWWq7a3J8[/media] A video with absolutely no credibility at all.
I don't know about freemasons or the bank of America, but Trotsky was most definitely Jewish. At least ethnically. Marx is as well.
Tell him that it doesn't matter, since Angels and Demons has exposed them for who they really are and that the world governments are taking care of things. Or tell him it doesn't matter, because the illuminati would not want to own the world, since they have no plans with what to do when they do it, like Plankton in Spongebob Squarepants, who has no idea what to do when he gets a krabby patty.
[QUOTE=40kplayer;21686771]Tell him that it doesn't matter, since Angels and Demons has exposed them for who they really are and that the world governments are taking care of things. Or tell him it doesn't matter, because the illuminati would not want to own the world, since they have no plans with what to do when they do it, like Plankton in Spongebob Squarepants, who has no idea what to do when he gets a krabby patty.[/QUOTE] Thats an A+ analogy right there.
america did 9/11
Tell them that they aren't entitled to that information.
[QUOTE=CheaImEric;21686853]Thats an A+ analogy right there.[/QUOTE] :blush: Aww, thanks.
Tell his him conspiracy is a conspiracy itself!
tell them someone is conspiring against them to make them think that there are conspiracies
You don't argue with conspiracy theorists because that's what makes them crawl out of their holes in the first place.
I find that ignoring irational people the best way to deal with them.
I don't believe most those conspiracy theory stuff, but they're interesting to read sometimes.
But, Karl Marx [I]was[/I] jewish.
"How to argue with them?" - Don't.
Its a Conspiracy to aruge with them
Tell them the illuminati conspiracy theories are actually an eleborate coverup of an even bigger universe domination scheme
Tell him that people like him are really undercover agents planted by some hidden super organization to make people live in fear and hate of their governments so the organization can take over the world. And that's the biggest conspiracy ever.
I GOT ONE The united states doesn't exist. It was defeated by the soviet union in 1991 and the soviets played it out like they won so that they could control people with the illusion of freedom and a false American government.
They're coming to get me! :ohdear:
I am one of the conspiracy theorist nutjobs :razz:
How can Illuminati exist when JC Denton merged with Helios?
[QUOTE=Leviathanos;21687785]How can Illuminati exist when JC Denton merged with Helios?[/QUOTE] Well, maybe Paul gave in.
Ron Paul seems like a good guy.
Instead of raging at people who carry on about it...All that is needed to be said, and done is: "Dude...you're fucking weird." And walk away, bowing your head down, shaking it side to side slowly.
'Weather Balloons' 'Swamp Gas'. They're all replies that I have heard work.
Please note that Conspiracy theorist =/= bandwagon prone idiot who believes everything the actual theorists tell him
You can not argue with somebody who is delusional. It just doesn't work. They don't understand logic.
It is simple. You don't. You leave them to rant on and on and after a while, they might hust realise what colloasal idiots they are and stop.
It's a waste of time, since they don't have a brain to begin with. Same applies to creationists, scientologists and stuff like that.
[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;21690504]It's a waste of time, since they don't have a brain to begin with. Same applies to creationists, scientologists and stuff like that.[/QUOTE] but, what if you are to ignorant to even try to make sense of the conspiracy, you just brush it off as "oh those silly whack jobs and their crazy crazy ideas". I mean, I know what you are saying but you should at-least give them the time to explain what they believe before saying they have no brain, infarct I'm sure it would take more of a brain to find sense in those theory's than what you are told in school.
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