Man Claims BMW Motorcycle Ride Gave Him Two-Year Erection, Let Erection Rage for Two Years Before Su
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SAN FRANCISCO (CN) - A man claims in court that a four-hour ride on a BMW motorcycle with a "ridge-like" seat gave him "a severe case of priapism," which left him "unable to engage in sexual activity."
The man sued BMW of North America and Corbin-Pacific, which made the seat, in a bare bones complaint.
Aside from four pages of checked boxes, the complaint states, in its entirety, that on May 1, 2010, "Plaintiff was riding his 1993 BMW motorcycle equipped with a Corbin-Pacific seat. The ride lasted approximately two hours each way to plaintiff's destination, after which plaintiff developed a severe case of priapism (a persistent, lasting erection). Plaintiff alleges that this condition was caused by the ridge-like seat on his motorcycle, negligently designed, manufactured and/or installed by defendants.
"Plaintiff now suffers from priapism (a long lasting erection), and has been experiencing continuing problems since his motorcycle ride. He is now unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish. Plaintiff is distraught and distressed because of this. Defendants, and each of them, are liable to plaintiff due [to] their negligent design, manufacture and/or installation of the seat on plaintiff's motorcycle."
He seeks damages for lost wages, personal injury, medical expenses, product liability and negligent infliction of emotional distress.
He is represented by Vernon Bradley of Sausalito. [/quote]
[url]http://www.courthousenews.com/2012/04/27/46030.htm[/url]
Wait what how
Now that's what I call a loveseat.
He must not have shit properly for 2 years
that's physically impossible, past 4 hours you get blood clots in your penis and the tissue slowly goes into necrosis
Good thing he [i]stands up[/i] agaisnt the troubles he has been caused..
Sooo why didn't he visit a doctor? I mean, even 5 or so hours is enough to get you worried, yet this guy stands 2 years without consulting anyone?
Seems fishy.
[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;35793468]2 years!?
Musta been a hard time.[/QUOTE]
I bet the company will get a stiff sentence
[QUOTE=MaxOfS2D;35793462]that's physically impossible, past 4 hours you get blood clots in your penis and the tissue slowly goes into necrosis[/QUOTE]
Thanks, now it feels like my dick is about to fall off.
Shian stop making so many threads please.
[QUOTE=Chrille;35793518]Thanks, now it feels like my dick is about to fall off.[/QUOTE]
Actually it doesn't really mean your dick will fall off, more like that you won't be able to get an erection anymore.
[QUOTE=MaxOfS2D;35793462]that's physically impossible, past 4 hours you get blood clots in your penis and the tissue slowly goes into necrosis[/QUOTE]
Ongoing penile erections for more than 6 hours can be classified as priapism.[3]
Considering there is a whole medical condition for erections that last longer than 4 hours, I would say it is rather possible.
He would've been [i]hard[/i] pressed to find a lawyer that would represent him
You know it'd be okay if he thought of some excuse that actually sounds legit.
Why... an erection?
[QUOTE=Novangel;35793946]You know it'd be okay if he thought of some excuse that actually sounds legit.
Why... an erection?[/QUOTE]
Maybe he did something really stupid and he's hoping to cover the medical costs.
How is that false advertising at all?
Big Mans Willie
[QUOTE=NoDachi;35793784]Ongoing penile erections for more than 6 hours can be classified as priapism.[3]
Considering there is a whole medical condition for erections that last longer than 4 hours, I would say it is rather possible.[/QUOTE]
um
yes for more than 4-6 hours
we're talking two years here
the pain alone would have driven this guy to seek help were his stupid bullshit story true
I read somewhere that if you have a VERY long erection you actually start getting gangrene on your dick, due to lack of oxygen or some shit.
Can't remember if it was like that or not.
[QUOTE=Hullu V3;35794047]I read somewhere that if you have a VERY long erection, you actually start getting gangrene on your dick, due to lack of oxygen or some shit.
Can't remember if it was like that or not.[/QUOTE]
well think about it
the blood's basically locked in there and not irculaong properly
your blood is what delivers oxygen to your tissues
A seat gave him priapism...
Right... A seat made by the same company that makes viagra maybe... And waiting 2 years? To sue?
Riiiiight...
