Your idea of an Afterlife? - General

So lets hear it fp's, when you let go of that last breath and the vision goes dark, what would you like to happen? To clarify, this is not what you think is going to happen eg: Bible explains you are going to hell or Buddhism conveys the event of reincarnation. I can read those in a book! I wanna hear what your ideal Afterlife looks like. Personally, I think being reborn again with all your past memories would be fun as hell. After a few lives it might redundant. This or being reborn in a completely different world, with different laws of the universe, something surprising.

i would like to reborn with all my memories, i would be like a veteran of life

I'd just prefer my hundered virgins. Probably ironically I would get hundered male FP virgins.

It just goes dark, like when you sleep. Except you never wake up. Ever.

[QUOTE=evilking1;16124948]I'd just prefer my hundered virgins. Probably ironically I would get hundered male FP virgins.[/QUOTE] Maybe its because they are all male.

My favourite afterlife is the Greek one, where everyone goes to Hades together, good or evil. And you ride a boat across the river for two bucks.

When I die, I will be reborn as Simon Pegg. Or I will be reborn as Robert Pattinson if I was a bad boy.

beer, steak and women. oh and sports. who the fuck disagreed with me? go kill yourself!

Valhalla!

Being reborn with your memories would be awesome, if nobody knew, you could just be the smartest child ever, and it would be awesome. You could also watch as the worlds technology advanced forever. But I personally believe that you go to sleep and don't wake up.

You get deposited in hells army where you get to ride on a dragons back and fire flames at all the living people.

Fuck, how could I forget about feasting with Odin and Thor and battling for eternity? Norse afterlife, please.

A lucid dream that only lasts as long as you like it would be cool, I guess. But the closest I reckon you'll ever get to an afterlife is hallucinations as oxygen leaves your brain.

[QUOTE=Camundongo;16125098]But the closest I reckon you'll ever get to an afterlife is hallucinations as oxygen leaves your brain.[/QUOTE] So true.

I'd want sandbox mode for the universe.

(After pronounced dead) brain still dying for ~9 min but I'm in a dream like state that feels like I'm a dream for a whole week then fade to black and hang with Jesus smoking afgan weed all day evryDAY!

I'd like there to be a paradise but also be allowed to visit earth as a ghost.

[QUOTE=TurtlePower;16125425]I'd like there to be a paradise but also be allowed to visit earth as a ghost.[/QUOTE] Wouldn't it be nice to go somwhere pleasant? Too bad we just die.

Black. Nothing. Darkness.

I think life is a punishment. Fuck I'd be bored if I died. :psypop:

jesus and hookers

There is only one way to find out :downs:

A Stripper Factory and a Beer Volcano :buddy:

Instead of 73 virgins (or however many it is), i think 73 sluts sounds better to spend eternity with.

[QUOTE=ManningQB18;16125036]Being reborn with your memories would be awesome, if nobody knew, you could just be the smartest child ever, and it would be awesome. You could also watch as the worlds technology advanced forever.[/QUOTE] I would kill myself all the time

I'd like reincarnation. Not something soppy, like a human or a cat. More like a viking or a dragon.

What would i want to happen? I'd want to see the following text: "Respawning in 10"

There is absolutely no afterlife. There is nothing after death except what was before the life you live: complete nothing, sleep without dreams, thought, or any a priori concept. What you see is what you have, and your death will be your final act as a living being. Instead of reveling in afterworldly fantasies, try glorifying the experiences of the world and your life. The afterlife is a meaningless concept made to glorify death and detract from the joy of the living. Its artificial, imagined light outshines the beauty of the sun, making the world seem sterile and pale. Thus spoke ... nevermind.

[QUOTE=QwertySecond;16125708]I'd like reincarnation. Not something soppy, like a human or a cat. More like a viking or a dragon.[/QUOTE] Vikings are human.

It won't end, no matter how much you want it to. Once this reality winds down, you'll just start a new one. You've done it before. You don't remember? Oh, you remember. You're doomed to constantly create one Universe after another, in a mad attempt to give meaning to your eternal, omnipotent existence. Sometimes you're a God. Sometimes you're the destroyer. Sometimes, like now, you cast yourself as just another small, tiny creature in a world of billions just like it. It is a self-deception that helps you forget that this universe is a lie, and that you are utterly alone. None of us are really here. It's just you. It will always be just you, for all eternity.