[QUOTE]The Syrian dictator's muscled thugs pose for beefcake shots that should have lovers of totalitarianism quaking in the knees
In cities and towns across Syria, the Shabiha is a much-feared cadre of pro-Assad paramilitary militia thugs. Shabiha means “ghost” in Arabic, and the group’s ranks are composed of thousands of Alawites, Syria’s ruling sect. Operating in a semi-official government gray area—some are non-uniformed freelancers who merge seamlessly into the population—the Shabiha’s main objective is to suppress riots against the Syrian regime and to sporadically conduct military attacks against Syrian opposition forces.
Recently, Shabiha members from Damascus—one of whom is identified as Diaa al-Assad, considered to be the leader of the gang there—published pictures online of their daily lives. These super-muscular men can be seen posing in flamboyant postures, hugging each other, holding machine guns and riding motorcycles. These photos are most likely intended to strike fear in the hearts of their enemies. Yet for the average viewer, it may seem as if these guys are auditioning for a new, up-and-coming middle eastern boy band. Or maybe even some “bear” porn.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://media.vocativ.com/photos/2014/11/Assadshabiha320-2101607065697.jpg[/IMG]
Source: [URL="http://www.vocativ.com/world/syria-world/assads-angels/"]http://www.vocativ.com/world/syria-world/assads-angels/[/URL]
(I have no idea how reliable that source is BTW)
More pictures here: [URL="http://www.mako.co.il/pzm-magazine/Article-f310e6e2ed6e941006.htm?sCh=8f80c3bdc7f26110&pId=258168615&tab=pop"]http://www.mako.co.il/pzm-magazine/Article-f310e6e2ed6e941006.htm?sCh=8f80c3bdc7f26110&pId=258168615&tab=pop[/URL] (Hebrew)
They look like a bunch of bikers, some in army uniform.
And yeah of course my heart is completely broken, along with my rib-cage and face because they don't look like they take any shit whatsoever especially that guy on the left. I already have a black eye just from staring at the picture too long.
[QUOTE=LSK;46584640]They look like a bunch of bikers, some in army uniform.
And yeah of course my heart is completely broken, along with my rib-cage and face because they don't look like they take any shit whatsoever especially that guy on the left. I already have a black eye just from staring at the picture too long.[/QUOTE]
Well, in all seriousness, these are some [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shabiha"]hardcore mass murderers[/URL].
[I]Fabulous![/I]
But, who asked the Village People to pose for a covershoot?
To me they look a bit like some up-and-coming comedy group, making wacky sketches on youtube
It looks like a bear porn.
the 3rd guy from the left doesn't seem to fancy the 4th guy.
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Or is the 4th guy just one of VICE's journalists squeezing into the photo?
[img]http://img.mako.co.il/2014/11/25/asssads_g.jpg[/img]
"Abbas, are you sure these bottles of piss will fire?"
[sp]yes i know it isn't piss[/sp]
Protip: They're just fat and appear to be injecting synthol.
A disgrace to bears worldwide.
[QUOTE=Riutet;46585324]Protip: They're just fat and appear to be injecting synthol.
A disgrace to bears worldwide.[/QUOTE]I feel like I'm missing something very important with all of this by not being gay. It's like when when I was a kid and I was watching movies with my parents and they'd burst into laughter for seemingly no reason at all.
[i]What hard gay mysteries am I missing out on?[/i]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSUW-Z_Cnc0[/media]
(Please don't hunt me down and kill me. It's a joke.)
He's like fucken popeye with those guns.
[QUOTE=Constructor;46585781][IMG]http://puu.sh/d7y8L/208a737a89.jpg[/IMG]
grooossssssss[/QUOTE]
Oh neat they found out about synthol
[QUOTE=Arid;46586536]Oh neat they found out about synthol[/QUOTE]
I'm glad this was mentioned in this thread because I spent ages looking at this dude and trying to work out what the fuck was wrong with him.
They literally look like generic strongman henchmen.
That synthol shit looks ridiculous. How could people think it's at all a good look I mean it just looks terrible and like you want to look stronger than you are.
[QUOTE=Constructor;46585781][IMG]http://puu.sh/d7y8L/208a737a89.jpg[/IMG]
grooossssssss[/QUOTE]
I wonder, if you push one one bicep does it pop up somewhere else? Like air bubbles stuck behind a phone protective screen
Gay bear bikers for Assad, that's something new.
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Also ignoring everything else about how retarded synthol is, one thing I wonder is how is that not uncomfortable as fuck.
[QUOTE=Constructor;46585781][IMG]http://puu.sh/d7y8L/208a737a89.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
I guess only Assad's forces get to support muscles like that? Because they're his royal guard.
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