• FREE STEVE, a brother in jeopardy
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our brother, steven688 a.k.a. "steve", codename the robot's asshole is in a time of dire need. he has failed a piss test, and now must face the hardships of jail. mississippi's government laid a cruel, cold fist upon our brother's shoulder, and now the consequences are for him. i've called you all here to this thread to assemble the finest of warriors to go break him out of jail. it will be a daunting, unrelentless task, and we must remain vigilant, but i feel we can succeed in freeing our friend from the ties that bind. as we all know, jail is a place where one must sit and contemplate his failures. but steve has not failed! steve has ingested an herb known as MARIJUANA. with your help, WE CAN FREE HIM FROM MISSISSIPPI'S JAIL AND ALLOW HIM TO FROLIC IN THE VAST MEADOWS OF FREEDOM THAT OUR FOREFATHERS HAVE SOWN INTO THE MORAL FABRIC OF THE UNITED STATES. THANK YOU AMEN
Mississippi correctional facility here I come!
bring a shank, dont get raped
[QUOTE=steven688;37242057]Mississippi correctional facility here I come![/QUOTE] Skip town bro, it's the only way!
[img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060925185104/monopoly/images/c/c9/Get_out_of_jail_free.gif[/img] There ya go
[QUOTE=steven688;37242057]Mississippi correctional facility here I come![/QUOTE] How long do you have to be there??? That sucks man /:
48 hours
bye steve i never had the stones to say this before but i think ur cute will u go on a date with me
if it was 24 hours i might have thought you stood a chance 48 hours man? i just don't know... if you can fit a knife in your ass and get in then you might survive the first night, but then again i live in massachusetts. mississippi is known for its ruthless correctional facilities. one time i heard about a guy who fell off of a top bunk and broke his finger. not any finger. [B]the fucking index finger.[/B]
FREEEE HATTTTTT
[QUOTE=AgentBoomstick;37244479]if you can fit a knife in your ass and get in then you might survive the first night, but then again i live in massachusetts. [/QUOTE] this would be the best time to say "hey i live in massachusetts too where do you live maybe we can be friends"
Day 1, make sure you look like the meanest most ruthless son of a bitch. Walk up to the biggest man in prison and take his Jell-O and peachs. No one gives up their Jell-O without a fight... No one. Kill him with bare fists and take place as leader of the prison..
I would be getting hella fucked up if i were you. You're going away anyway, it doesn't matter. [editline]15th August 2012[/editline] How long are you in for ?
he said 48 hours shawty holmes what if you got so high the day you went in that it lasted all 48 hours
i'm gonna need time to level up enough so i can get the ninja perk. should be any bowl now. those critical bowls give mad exp.
I went for a week around the time after I turned 17. Its just jail, big difference from prison lol.
[QUOTE=AgentBoomstick;37245887]he said 48 hours shawty holmes what if you got so high the day you went in that it lasted all 48 hours[/QUOTE] Edibles
I say we get all the guards really high and just ask for the keys.
Used stayblazed drug test method and I'm jail free :v:
[QUOTE=steven688;37250555]Used stayblazed drug test method and I'm jail free :v:[/QUOTE] What.
Steve hates you faggot
-snip stupid, yay.
[QUOTE=steven688;37250555]Used stayblazed drug test method and I'm jail free :v:[/QUOTE] I don't understand, did it actually work, or are you being sarcastic?
well, last night he was saying he'd have been incarcerated by 9am EST, so judging by the fact that he posted that around noon, i'm guessing it actually worked WE FREED STEVE! A GREAT DD VICTORY
Holy shit. We're like the most bro subforum of Facepunch.
Wait so he didnt go after all?
Saved my ass! \/ [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1109651[/url]
[QUOTE=steven688;37254664]Saved my ass! \/ [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1109651[/url][/QUOTE] Yesterday you told us in tinychat that you already failed the test that's why you were going to jail...
[QUOTE=Lipsonfire;37255422]Yesterday you told us in tinychat that you already failed the test that's why you were going to jail...[/QUOTE] He probably just assumed he was going to fail...
I'm assuming they retested to make sure the first one wasn't a fluke or false positive. So Steve ninja'd them with that crazy piss test shit. Ninja man
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