Husband Leaves Wife Because Her 550 Cats Kept Stealing His Food - Polidicks

[quote] A woman in southern Israel brought 550 cats into her home, so her husband did what any normal guy would do when forced to live with so many animals -- he divorced her. Fed up with his feline-fixated mate, the man told the Rabbinical Court in Beersheba that he couldn't sleep with his wife in the same bed because it was "constantly covered with cats who refused to lie on the floor." When the surrounded spouse tried to eat, they pounced onto the table and stole his food. Even going to the bathroom was an ordeal, with cats blocking his way at every turn. Attempts at reconciliation were unsuccessful. Maybe he's a dog person.[/quote] [url]http://now.msn.com/now/0523-man-divorces-cat-crazed-wife.aspx[/url] Thought of this in an instant [img]http://www.cracked.com/blogimages/2010/05/simpsons_crazy_cat_lady.gif[/img]

Me too OP. Me too...

I would've just burned the house down

Perfectly reasonable excuse to divorce your wife. Doesn't state anywhere in the article that she included him in the decision. And even if she did, it's obvious he would have rejected the idea.

I can't imagine all 550 of those cats being good enough health either.

I like cats and all but FIVE HUNDRED AND FIFTY OF THEM? Jesus titty-fucking Christ.

I wouldn't even like +4 cats in my house let alone 550...

That's a bit over half a thousand. Jesus. How can all these cats even fit? I was once at a cat breeder and there was about 20 cats and that was A LOT. 500? Jesus.

So she has 550 cats? She needs one more before she will officially qualify as mad.

[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;36080229]I'd happily live in a house with 500+ cats It'd be amazing, a lot of effort, but it'd be worth it :3[/QUOTE] I don't think you would live a very happy life since you need to pay attention to those cats 24/7 I can't imagine how bad the house smells with all those cats

[QUOTE=darth-veger;36080433]I don't think you would live a very happy life since you need to pay attention to those cats 24/7 I can't imagine how bad the house smells with all those cats[/QUOTE] You could always use the power of pine-sol baby.

[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;36080229]I'd happily live in a house with 500+ cats It'd be amazing, a lot of effort, but it'd be worth it :3[/QUOTE] my parents have 3 and the house smells like catshit im also allergic but they don't care I HATE CATS

I would've left long before she got 550 of them. Heck, I'd have left long before she got 50.

I hope I get that much pussy one day. Oh god, sorry. Where did she get all those cats? Were they strays or did she buy them all?

Christ, and I thought us having nine cats was a lot.

550? Now that's tits

550.. that's overdoing it.

That's way too many pussies a man could handle.

I got 5 with 3 new ones who were born last sunday. They just walk around the back and backyard, but if I ever let them in... Sweet jesus we are doomed... How the hell are you gonna fit 550 cats in a house?!

[QUOTE=DesolateGrun;36081545]my parents have 3 and the house smells like catshit im also allergic but they don't care I HATE CATS[/QUOTE] i am allergic and have 3 cats but i cant resist their cuteness

[QUOTE=Map in a box;36080534]You could always use the power of pine-sol baby.[/QUOTE] Nah man, Febreeze™ always takes care of those tough odors for me. [sp]This message brought to you by Febreeze™[/sp]

I'd leave too if there were that many cats. I bet the house is is stinky and everything is caked in cat hair/skin flakes. There should be a law against owning that many cats.

cat shit errywhere

[QUOTE=Ricool06;36081658]Where did she get all those cats? Were they strays or did she buy them all?[/QUOTE] Well when a girl kitty and a boy kitty love each other very much you end up getting more kitties.

There's a lady just like this who lives near me...Have to wear a doctor's mask just to breathe.

[QUOTE=Ricool06;36081658]I hope I get that much pussy one day. Oh god, sorry. Where did she get all those cats? Were they strays or did she buy them all?[/QUOTE] "Yeah, hi, I have a van out back. Just stuff as many cats in as you can, I'll leave a check behind."

Dumb guy, who would give up so much pussy?

I can't imagine living with more than two dogs (hell, I only have one and that's enough). Christ, I'd have left her the instant she brought them to the house.

[QUOTE=asteroidrules;36081590]I would've left long before she got 550 of them. Heck, I'd have left long before she got 50.[/QUOTE] Before she got 10.

550 cats... I would leave by 50