Sex-Seeking Couple Accused of Stealing Cop Car, for Sex
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LAKE WORTH — A 59-year-old man was booked into the Palm Beach County Jail after he admitted to stealing a Palm Beach County Sheriff's vehicle so he could have intimate time with a woman, a probable cause affidavit says.Alexander Pratt and 53-year-old Clara Pearson, both of Lake Worth, were arrested Thursday night on charges of grand theft auto.A sheriff's probable cause affidavit says that plainclothes deputies from the sheriff's auto theft task force parked their green Honda Civic in front of a Quick Stop on South Dixie Highway. The Civic, which is owned by the sheriff's department and has video, audio and GPS surveillance, was left unlocked while running.Pratt and Pearson got into the car and backed the vehicle out onto Dixie Highway heading southbound toward Lantana Road. Spotted by deputies, they followed the Civic and conducted a traffic stop at Lantana Road and Interstate 95, the affidavit says.Pearson and Pratt were taken into custody and Pratt told deputies he knew the car was stolen but didn't regret it because he wanted to "go to have intimate relations with Pearson," the affidavit says.[/release]
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[QUOTE]charges of grand theft auto[/QUOTE]
A new plot for GTA5 emerges!
Bad title is bad. They stole a Civic that plainclothed officers were using. Not a Police Cruiser with a lightbar etc.
Fuck the police?
Why didn't they just get a room? Or maybe have sex in the back alley?
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LAKE WORTH — A 59-year-old man was booked into the Palm Beach County Jail after he admitted to stealing a Palm Beach County Sheriff's vehicle so he could have intimate time with a woman, a probable cause affidavit says.Alexander Pratt and 53-year-old Clara Pearson, both of Lake Worth, were arrested Thursday night on charges of grand theft auto.A sheriff's probable cause affidavit says that plainclothes deputies from the sheriff's auto theft task force parked their green Honda Civic in front of a Quick Stop on South Dixie Highway. The Civic, which is owned by the sheriff's department and has video, audio and GPS surveillance, was left unlocked while running.Pratt and Pearson got into the car and backed the vehicle out onto Dixie Highway heading southbound toward Lantana Road. Spotted by deputies, they followed the Civic and conducted a traffic stop at Lantana Road and Interstate 95, the affidavit says.Pearson and Pratt were taken into custody and Pratt told deputies he knew the car was stolen but didn't regret it because he wanted to "go to have intimate relations with Pearson," the affidavit says.[/release]
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[QUOTE=Alien_23;33150235]Why didn't they just get a room? Or maybe have sex in the back alley?[/QUOTE]
Because getting a hotel room is expensive and sex in the back alley isn't really an awesome story
[QUOTE=RichyZ;33152899]holy shit someone faceswap this now[/QUOTE]
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I hate my city.
Why don't any attractive people ever do kinky shit like this
[QUOTE=SamsUncle;33159230]Why don't any attractive people ever do kinky shit like this[/QUOTE]
They're not exactly ugly, they're just old.
[QUOTE=Sparkwire;33159551]They're not exactly ugly, they're just old.[/QUOTE]
Old people=ugly people
Do you think at one point one of them said "you have the right to remain sexy"
It's so cool that old people still get it on, I'm glad they don't just rust and wimper out
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