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[QUOTE]An official says a janitor contracted to work at a western Michigan school has been fired after she offered two students $1 to rough up a fellow fourth-grader who made disparaging remarks about her.
[/QUOTE][QUOTE]“I don’t recall us ever having a problem with the company,” Helmholdt said. “This is a very rare and unique incident.”
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This reminds me of that one story, I think it was from a board on 4chan. This guy like smuggled chewing gum around his elementary school and wrote about it in like film noir fashion, this sounds like something right out of that
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If only..
reminds me of gta online
doing work, some asshole comes along
set the lowest bounty on that asshole, for kids to chase after
"Give you kids a buck to call that guy a doodoo head"
[QUOTE=Bentham;42477378]"Give you kids a buck to call that guy a doodoo head"[/QUOTE]
"you hurt my feelings now i'm gonna hurt your face :,["
[QUOTE=Bentham;42477378]"Give you kids a buck to call that guy a doodoo head"[/QUOTE]
Except she asked them to beat the kid up. :v:
Wow, only a dollar?
$1!?
That kid must have done some fucked up shit to get a bounty that big?
[QUOTE=megafat;42477622]$1!?
That kid must have done some fucked up shit to get a bounty that big?[/QUOTE]
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Shit's on, bitches.
Impressive. With that amount of money, they could probably buy a toilet roll or so.
Well, with that one roll of toilet paper, they could create themselves a career. You know, they could TP that Old Mr. Higgins' house and threaten to not stop until they're paid 10 bucks.
$1 is a high enough bounty to put you on Campus Elementary's most wanted list, y'know.
This is probably the funniest thing I've read all day. I imagined the Janitor (Neil Flynn) from Scrubs giving a little kid a dollar to punch some other kid in the face when I read the title.
Red Dead Redemption... You don't do something, BAM, 1$ wanted, and every god damn police starts to chase you.
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Looks like he switched to schools
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Looks like he switched to schools[/QUOTE]
and gender
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did he use this man?
Michigan is a right to work state, meaning every public school just had to hold a bid for the cheapest company to do the janitorial work to create fair competition. This is what cheap labor gets you.
[QUOTE=endorphinsam;42480041]and gender[/QUOTE]
He'd go that far to torment.
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