North Korea Creates Army Of Trolls - Polidicks

[B][I]North Korea has assembled a team of 3,000 cyber agents, including hundreds of trolls, whose job is to undermine morale in South Korea, according to a think tank.[/I][/B] [URL="http://news.sky.com/story/1128156/north-korea-creates-army-of-cyber-trolls"]Look up[/URL] This article is about a week old, and it doesn't seem to have been posted. (Not according to Facepunch search)

Send them to Reddit please.

[QUOTE=bdd458;41879291]Send them to Reddit please.[/QUOTE] But think of all the 3000 cyber agents and trolls out of work, they have families you know.

We will attack South Korea internet users at their biggest backbone, I present to you, Starcraft 2

[IMG]http://media.skynews.com/media/images/generated/2013/6/25/244652/default/v3/rtx10zb5-1-522x293.jpg[/IMG] Yes this is how I imagine myself looking when I troll on the internet.

[QUOTE=Desuh;41879331][IMG]http://media.skynews.com/media/images/generated/2013/6/25/244652/default/v3/rtx10zb5-1-522x293.jpg[/IMG] Yes this is how I imagine myself looking when I troll on the internet.[/QUOTE] Its like a karate kid Matrix crossover. I imagine its harder to catch flies with chopsticks when there are no chopsticks.

Oh boy can't wait to find someone with a North Korean flag under their name here on FP. :v:

I think North Korea is a pretty cool guy.

[QUOTE=darth-veger;41879410]Oh boy can't wait to find someone with a North Korean flag under their name here on FP. :v:[/QUOTE] Pretty sure they will use south korean proxy

I think North Korea may have monopolar disorder its like bipolar disorder, only its stuck on insane. Theres no medication for it.

[b]BEGIN THE TROLLING AND CYBER WARFARE[/b] [img]http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/358786/98341004/stock-photo-computer-hacker-in-suit-and-tie-98341004.jpg[/img] [sp]not sure if this counts as an image macro or not[/sp] [editline]18th August 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Nuggi man;41879426]Pretty sure they will use south korean proxy[/QUOTE] treat every 'south' korean with suspicion

Shit how do I apply for such a prestigious job? Now that Starcraft's not region locked I'd be more than happy to shout at them online!

And then the trolls will read about the outer world and flee to other countries

Starcraft 2 and LoL can't get any worse, no effect was had.

[QUOTE=Araknid;41879531][b]BEGIN THE TROLLING AND CYBER WARFARE[/b] [img]http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/358786/98341004/stock-photo-computer-hacker-in-suit-and-tie-98341004.jpg[/img] [sp]not sure if this counts as an image macro or not[/sp] [editline]18th August 2013[/editline] treat every 'south' korean with suspicion[/QUOTE] [t]http://i.imgur.com/EiyGYRN.jpg[/t] bet you can't out troll me I'm a CYBER COMMANDO you can tell from my super hero mask and lack of underwear usage

Like they stand a chance. :v:

oh god no let's not start this cyber burglar shit again

[QUOTE=darth-veger;41879410]Oh boy can't wait to find someone with a North Korean flag under their name here on FP. :v:[/QUOTE] They probably would find that we all think North Korea is amazing with how sarcastic every NK thread is.

Wait, I can get paid for making North Korea Best Korea jokes? Where can I sign up?

"i'm gonmna troll" "you u suck" "ur gay" "Faggot" 'Le reddit army told us about rust" "i want a rust key please"

[QUOTE=SenhorCreeper;41880065]"i'm gonmna troll" "you u suck" "ur gay" "Faggot" 'Le reddit army told us about rust" "i want a rust key please"[/QUOTE] Oh shit, they are here already!

[QUOTE=SenhorCreeper;41880065]"i'm gonmna troll" "you u suck" "ur gay" "Faggot" 'Le reddit army told us about rust" "i want a rust key please"[/QUOTE] click my title for a free rust key ^_^ [sp]please don't actually do it please don't don't do it[/sp]

[img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/D2IQm.jpg[/img_thumb] Watch out for hackers

[QUOTE=CaptainObvious1;41879424]I think North Korea is a pretty cool guy.[/QUOTE] Eh trolls the internet and doesn't afraid of anything

...excellent, my plans are coming al... err hi wow north koreans are evil down with kimmy j

Who in the NK government thought that people making fun of South Koreans on the internet would actually affect overall morale?

[QUOTE=MuffinZerg;41879813]And then the trolls will read about the outer world and flee to other countries[/QUOTE] that or they find 4chan/facepunch/9gag/ etc etc.. and cry their eyes out and say "my leader, it's so horrible out there!"

[QUOTE=Araknid;41879531]treat every 'south' korean with suspicion[/QUOTE] "South" Korea, huh? alright, sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to step away from the computer

IDK what's more pointless this or the JIDF people

[QUOTE=Mkt778;41880623]hello glorious facpanch it is me mkt7777 :) you guys all wrong about glorious leder :)) we dont troll people no no. I am yankie doodle american just like all of you and i totally agree!! kim is a sweel guy i assure you ;) [sp]its a joke[/sp][/QUOTE] Thanks for pointing it out, i wouldn't have guessed that this is a joke.