First one to put "was here"
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On Page 4506.
4chan evidently caught it. I saw their douchery.
When you see what I put, you'll loose it.
:smug:
Suttles from facepunch
I wrote it..
I just put "Fuck bitches. Get money."
Aha. I just started with Yellow-toothed and built a short insert from it:
"As the yellow-toothed gentlemen with the scarred fist and broken nose nudged his carving wedge into the hand of his lover, he smoothly caressed the crusty, germ-ridden corpse which lie beneath him. "Is this really what you desire -- Is this really necessary for me to prove myself in your community?" he asked the distinguished woman. But, he already understood the answer as he mounted the rear-end of the body, preparing to demonstrate what it really means to be a Necrophiliac."
Done, You'll know which one is mine :-)
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ah screw it, just use search, Try: Hezzy
i put about visiting facepunch and mum joke
I wrote something true.
[quote]Kyle902 (Also known as Kyle Kawaguchi) is a member of a secret organization called POH that will take over humanity. KILL HIM NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE![/quote]
Andy Warhol Is.
[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;18395073]I wrote "the end" :laugh:[/QUOTE]
Well, I just wrote "Once upon a time" :smug:
Holy shit, I never knew so many Saints fans on there. Go me.
I adapted from one of my favorite science fiction series.
[quote]Gordon Freeman was studying in his personal laboratory when his fellow scientist coworker, Jim, entered and asked what Gordon was working on. "Hello, Jim," said Gordon. "Through my recent studies I have discovered a most fascinating subject: a volatile, radioactive isotope. And get this! It doesn't have a half-life, but instead it has only a quarter-life!" "Well don't that beat all!" exclaimed Jim. "We'd better nail this thing before it hits quarter-life." Suddenly, seemingly from nowhere, a headcrab leapt onto Jim's head. "Dagnabbit, where did this thing come from!?" Jim shouted. Gordon, in attempting to keep as calm as possible, reached under his desk and felt around on its plywood underbelly for his usual weapon of choice: his trusty crowbar. "Dammit," he murmured, realizing that his faithful weapon wasn't present. Speeding into the hallway, he bolted to another coworker's office and shot glances in every direction. "What are you doing, Freeman!?" the bespectacled scientist queried. "You know the rules I specifically laid out for-" Before the man could finish his scolding, Gordon grabbed one of the many novelty weapons off of the wall, a Claymore sword, and dashed back down the hallway. "Hey! Where are you going with that!?" the angry scientist called down the hallway. Upon reaching his room again, he found Jim struggling with the predator. "Hurry!" Gordon swung at the monster, slicing clean through its body and taking Jim's yellow hardhat off in the process. Getting back onto his feet, Jim dusted himself off and felt his bald head. "Ah, ya' got me just a bit," Jim said, "but thanks a lot. I owe ya' one." Gordon let out a sigh of relief and looked down at the bloody creature's remains. "Hah, it's almost funny, seeing one of these little buggers about again. What do you make of it?" "Aw shucks, Freeman, heck if I know! You're the expert!" Jim started laughing, and so did Gordon. "Wait a second," Gordon said, approaching his equipment. "What happened to the isotope's readings?" "Looks like they're dead zero!" Jim exclaimed. "Oh no! Somebody stole the whole container!" With that, Gordon and Jim burst out of the room.[/quote]
I saw that, but skipped over it because it was huge. I asked WHERE MY IHOP.
[QUOTE=x-quake;18397173]Aha. I just started with Yellow-toothed and built a short insert from it:
"As the yellow-toothed gentlemen with the scarred fist and broken nose nudged his carving wedge into the hand of his lover, he smoothly caressed the crusty, germ-ridden corpse which lie beneath him. "Is this really what you desire -- Is this really necessary for me to prove myself in your community?" he asked the distinguished woman. But, he already understood the answer as he mounted the rear-end of the body, preparing to demonstrate what it really means to be a Necrophiliac."[/QUOTE]
Where is the wtf rating?
[quote]As, I Dr. No, the true author of this biography type these words, my wife Sophila lies untouched for 6 months. My affair with a jewish nigger lingers about, oblivous to Sophila. I feel reched and completely horny. I can\'t keep my cursed hands away from my genetalia while
my jewish nigger resies in my thoughts. Hairy ball titties asshair on the bar of soap in my shower. [/quote]
What the [I]fuck[/I]
This is awesome for stress relief.. I'm having a blast :q:
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