UPS Next Day Air

[Kemerd]

UPS Next Day Air, the biggest fucking lie ever. "next business day delivery" my ass. I've purchased UPS Next Day Air about 2-3 times now, and you know what has happened every single fucking time? Delays. A technical error or a late truck or plane or whatever. You can call UPS, but all they will offer is you pick it up from the UPS store. Bitch, if I wanted to go driving for my shit I would have gone to Best Buy. If I wanted to wait an extra day for my brand new phone then I would pay for 2nd Day Air. There is a good difference in money between the two, and I end up with the later for the price of the earlier. Now, before you go on and say: "oh man but 30 yrs ago u had 2 w8 munths 4 a package b grateful!!!!!!!!" go fuck yourself. 30 years ago internet porn didn't exist and you had nothing to jerk your dad off to. I'm sorry your mantitties didn't make the cut.

Now, I understand shipping stuff if a hassle and "shit happens" but I'm paying extra money for this horseback tier shipping service only to get on-foot shipping instead.

comon ups

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[fartparty]

I'll be sure to let corporate know about your concerns, thank you for contacting UPS Customer Support

[Xenoyia]

Hello, this is corporate

I'll be sure to let the chairman know of your concerns

Kind regards

[IlluminatiRex]

Hi, this is the chairman. I'll let Obama know.

Regards,
The Chairman

[S31-Syntax]

My fellow americans, this is Obama.

I will let those affected by this know what has happened.

Being a fellow american,
Obama

[Xenoyia]

This is corporate again.

We have been contacted by President Obama. I have passed your concerns on to the Iraqi Army.

Kind regards,
UPS Corporate HQ

[oxooon]

This is the Iraqi Army.

Due to our jubilation in recapturing Ramadi, we are unable to assist you in this matter. However, we can refer you to our good friends, the C.I.A.

Kind regards,
Iraqi Army

[Asgard]

This is the C.I.A.

[IMG]https://i.imgur.com/Qg2y6jZ.png[/IMG]. Your complaint has been forwarded to [IMG]https://i.imgur.com/Qg2y6jZ.png[/IMG], definitely not al-Qaeda.

Regards,

C.I.A.

[matt000024]

This is Garry Newman,

Rust is cancelled because of your shitty post.

Thank you for your feedback.

Kind Regards,
Garry Newman

[[EG] Pepper]

Hello this is tech support, have you tried turning it off and on again?

Please insert credit card.

[Shotz]

Hello this is Visa

We noticed a charge for 55 Gallons of lube on your card priced at $1,175.82 and we've blocked the payment Please contact your bank to further investigate this purcahse

Kind Regards, Visa

[MR-X]

[QUOTE=Waffle cones.;49415279]Hello, this is the joke.

I'm not funny anymore.

Thank you,
the joke[/QUOTE]

Hello, this is corporate PR office.

You're not authorized to release statements on our behalf.

Thank you,

Side note OP I about died at the internet porn comment. Poor tortured soul, fell for next-day air three times.