Epik Envy's adventures with excretion of the brown variety. - General

Hello, dear friends. Today, I am here to inform you of my many adventures with feces. I've had stories going back too the second grade. The beginning. Second grade. Half way in the day I have a horrible pulsating pain in my stomach. I realize what it is. I needed to take a massive shit. I could and and STILL can not stand public toilets. They are a last resort when the pain is unbearable. So. I made it too the end of the days, but I'm tearing up. I haul ass too the toilet and sit down, letting my ass empty itself. I stand up, wiping, and notice something. [i][b]There is liquid shit in my pant leg.[/b][/i] I freak out. With no way to clean it properly, I walk home in silence, with a pant leg full of shit. Hop forward a few years, ninth grade, last year. It's the middle of the night when I'm awoken. I stumble downstairs and drop on the pot. I feel like I'm going to puke, so I start talking to myself. I swear, at that point, I must of succumbed too my own shit fumes, because I was delirious. The room was spinning. I end up finishing, then getting up and going upstairs. I wake up at 10-11 AM. "But I'm supposed to be in school...". My uncle walks in the room, laughing. He tells me that somehow I managed to smear shit on the kitchen walls. I stare. "How the fuck did.." I think quietly. I take my day off and ignore everything else. My greatest adventure. Star Trek time at the movie theater and I was pumped. Around the seen with Kirk as a kid, and the motor cycle, my stomach rumbled and ached. "Oh no. No no no, not now, please, not now..." I whispered. I tried to hold it in. I couldn't. I made a mad dash for the toilets. Now, I was the only one in there, and the bathroom was shaking from bass. With every push and squeeze, I felt the vibrations. Then, with one final squeeze, the payload exploded from out of me. The bass was still thumping, and someone walked in. "...Aw man what smells like bad cheese!?". Needless to say I put my legs up and hid myself. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Thread about poop" - GunFox))[/highlight]

Sendin' them browns to the super bowl!

What is it with GD and threads about shit. HEY GUYS!!!1 POOP LOLOOLOOLLLLLLOLOLOLLLOOLOLOL!!!!1111

did anyone see "the league" on fx last night where the girl picked up her poop and put it on the baby? that was funny.

OP is trying too hard.

unexciting thread :(

I mostly made the stories a lot shorter than I had originally intended.

Generally you're supposed to take a shit before it gets painful and is about to explode

:flashfap:

This is a want to be shitageddon thread. [IMG]http://i38.tinypic.com/2co1l6e.jpg[/IMG] Please sir Scat humor is only funny for so long.

Do you feel proud of your adventures?

For fuck's sake FP stop shitting your pants.

shit thread :downsrim:

hey guys once i pooped myself LOLO!L!L!L!L

[quote=kylel999;18357819]hey guys once i pooped myself lolo!l!l!l!l[/quote] lol srsly?!!

I though this was going to be a story about racism.

I've done that once, it was in the bathroom, I have no idea what the fuck happened, only that shit is smeared on the toilet and floor. [editline]11:12PM[/editline] I felt horrible too.

[QUOTE=Tu154M;18357527]OP is trying too hard.[/QUOTE] More like [i]pushing too hard[/i] :D :| :(

What a shitty thread.

I shit my pants except my pants were at my ankles and I was sitting on the toilet

Something is wrong with your digestive system and you should check it up.