• Ancient Brits ate dead and made skulls into cups
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[quote]ANCIENT Britons devoured their dead and created gruesome goblets from the skulls of their remains, according to new research published on Wednesday. Researchers from London's Natural History Museum discovered 15,000-year-old human bones in southern England which showed signs of cannibalism and skulls made into drinking cups. The skulls - found in Gough's Cave in the Cheddar Gorge in the south-western English county of Somerset - had been meticulously cleaned of soft tissue, cut to remove the base and facial bones, and had their rough edges smoothed to create skull-cups or bowls, palaeontologist Silvia Bello wrote in a study in the Public Library of Science journal PLoS ONE. 'All in all it was a very painstaking process given the tools available,' Mr Bello said in a statement. The researchers said the cups may have been used as containers or for some ritualistic purpose. 'It's impossible to know how the skull-cups were used back then, but in recent examples they may hold blood, wine or food during rituals,' said Chris Stringer, who helped excavate one of the skull-cups in 1987. At about 14,700 years old, the skull-cups from Gough's Cave are the oldest directly dated examples in the world, the researchers said. They said the circumstances behind the deaths of the Cro-Magnons (European early modern humans), whose bones they discovered, can only be guessed at. They may have been killed, butchered and eaten - with the skull-cups just the end of this event - or may have been part of the group who died and were eaten in a crisis situation, with the skull-cups created as a tribute to the dead. 'We simply do not know,' they said in a joint emailed response to questions.[/quote] [url]http://www.straitstimes.com/BreakingNews/TechandScience/Story/STIStory_635769.html[/url]
damn, thank god our family hails from former Czechoslovakia and Germany.
[I]"Would you like a cup of tea with this leg?"[/I]
Sweet.
Huh, so that's why Brits have yellow teeth :v:
I've always said British food was a killer.
Us Brits indulge in everything.
Fish and Chips. Very nice.
I want my skull to be made into a cup when I die.
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[QUOTE=The Pwnapple;28098425][img_thumb]http://www.topnews.in/files/Daniel-Radcliffe996.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Are you a wizard
:britain: I wouldn't be surprised if this happened in other places in history as well.
[QUOTE=The Pwnapple;28098425][img_thumb]http://www.topnews.in/files/Daniel-Radcliffe996.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Holy jesus fuck what the hell is that.... THING.
how about a nice skull of tea eh chaps?
[QUOTE=reywilnc;28098461]Are you a wizard[/QUOTE] No; [img]http://i53.tinypic.com/2u4r8zb.jpg[/img] Also, Vikings > Brits.
[QUOTE=The Pwnapple;28098425][img_thumb]http://www.topnews.in/files/Daniel-Radcliffe996.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] POY thread is over there
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[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;28098852][img_thumb]http://i51.tinypic.com/2lcrx2f.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Just put a cork into each socket.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;28098852][img_thumb]http://i51.tinypic.com/2lcrx2f.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] The eyes don't actually open up into a cavity. [editline]16th February 2011[/editline] [img]http://www.wsws.org/images/f16-hobb-480.jpg[/img]
At last, we know how chavs originated.
Rate agree if you already knew this.
[QUOTE=Jsm;28098503]:britain: I wouldn't be surprised if this happened in other places in history as well.[/QUOTE] To say that ancient Brits were the only people to eat dead would be ridiculous.
[QUOTE=Vasili;28099768]To say that ancient Brits were the only people to eat dead would be ridiculous.[/QUOTE] Well, eating the living is no fun, they squirm around and yell.
[QUOTE=Vasili;28099768]To say that ancient Brits were the only people to eat dead would be ridiculous.[/QUOTE] Yeah, I bet the Welsh probably do the same thing today.
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I always knew I could relate to the brits somehow.
[QUOTE=Fatman55;28099903][URL="http://www.facepunch.com/members/227302-Psychokitten"] [img_thumb]http://avatars.fpcontent.net/image.php?u=227302&dateline=1294184899[/img_thumb] [/URL][/QUOTE] What? I already knew this! I was only asking if anyone else did. :smith:
[QUOTE=Miskatonic;28099250]The eyes don't actually open up into a cavity. [editline]16th February 2011[/editline] [img_thumb]http://www.wsws.org/images/f16-hobb-480.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] They would if you made a fucking [i]cup[/i] out of it :buddy:
Well I have some brits in the family history, and now I know what to eat when I'm hungry. Corpses.
I'm sure a lot of ancient civilizations did this too.
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