Scottish population highest ever - Polidicks

[QUOTE]The first set of results from the 2011 Census in Scotland have shown that the population of the country was at its highest level ever. The population on Census Day was 5,295,000 - up 5% (233,000) since 2001 and the highest rise between two censuses in the past century. The number of people aged over 65 grew by 11% but the number of children between five and 14 fell by 11%. Combined with other census figures, the total UK population was 63,181,775. England - 53,012,456 Northern Ireland - 1,810,863 Scotland - 5,295,000 Wales - 3,063,456 Total - 63,181,775 The figures showed that the Scottish population was made up of 2,728,000 women and 2,567,000 men.[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-20754750[/url] Oh god we're breading! [highlight](User was banned for this post ("meme title" - Orkel))[/highlight]

[QUOTE=dunkace;38867343]Oh god we're breeding! Someone stop it![/QUOTE] [quote]ITS OVER 9000!!![/quote] don't worry, you aren't going to breed any time soon

You shouldn't have added the 9000 reference mate, facepunch doesn't like memes. And it was pretty pointless anyway.

[QUOTE=Mindtwistah;38867375]You shouldn't have added the 9000 reference mate, facepunch doesn't like memes. And it was pretty pointless anyway.[/QUOTE] Yeah just realized that...

I thought it was implying that Scotland literally just now reached 9,000 people and was like wait what

[QUOTE=dunkace;38867343]Oh god we're breading![/QUOTE] what

well you're going to fit in just fine at facepunch

And then you remember that London itself has more people in it than all of Scotland.

[QUOTE=Thom12255;38867445]And then you remember that London itself has more people in it than all of Scotland.[/QUOTE] And despite the lack of space, they still smell better.

[QUOTE=-Get_A_Life-;38867480]And despite the lack of space, they still smell better.[/QUOTE] This is the bait everyone, here it is right here. It's your choice to bite or not.

[QUOTE=ATribeCalledQ;38867492]This is the bait everyone, here it is right here. It's your choice to bite or not.[/QUOTE] Oh come on, we've had hundreds of french surrendering jokes, american rednecks and czech thiefs, why wouldn't it be alright to make a joke on a scottish prejudice for once?

Because Scotland doesn't reek? [editline]17th December 2012[/editline] And it was a bad joke.

[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;38867543]Because Scotland doesn't reek?[/QUOTE] Neither are the americans all fat, frenchies surrendering or czech thieves.

I'm guessing quite a bit of it is down due to immigration.

[QUOTE=-Get_A_Life-;38867480]And despite the lack of space, they still smell better.[/QUOTE] not that the scots would know it anyways :)

[QUOTE=-Get_A_Life-;38867553]Neither are the americans all fat, frenchies surrendering or czech thieves.[/QUOTE] I don't need to tell you about America's problems with obesity and about France's historical habit of surrendering. I've never seen the Czech stereotype before.

[QUOTE=Joazzz;38867369]don't worry, you aren't going to breed any time soon[/QUOTE] I wish to apologise on the behalf of Scotland for that bawbags fucking atrocious spelling.

[QUOTE=dunkace;38867343] Oh god we're breading![/QUOTE] you guys are breading? delicious.

[QUOTE=dunkace;38867343][url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-20754750[/url] Oh god we're breading![/QUOTE] [IMG]http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2009/355/c/a/Powdered_Toast_Man_by_MBorkowski.jpg[/IMG]

I love Scotland mainly because of their creative insults and deep accents. [QUOTE]SUCK MAH PIXIE DICK YOU CHUBBY COON![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=-Get_A_Life-;38867531]Oh come on, we've had hundreds of french surrendering jokes, american rednecks and czech thiefs, why wouldn't it be alright to make a joke on a scottish prejudice for once?[/QUOTE] I'm just trying to save you all from being banned for XENOPHOBIA because you are lacking smiley faces and HURRR DURR in your post therefore it cannot be taken sarcastically, watch out guys.

[QUOTE=Mindtwistah;38867375]You shouldn't have added the 9000 reference mate, facepunch doesn't like memes. And it was pretty pointless anyway.[/QUOTE] Aren't you a generalizer?

[url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1233386]2012 - objectively the best year ever[/url] There seems to be a correlation here. Hmmm...

[QUOTE=Baboo00;38869915][url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1233386]2012 - objectively the best year ever[/url] There seems to be a correlation here. Hmmm...[/QUOTE] I can't help but agree if this is the highest the population has ever been.

Maybe that explains why there are so many of us on here. Fife Young Team represent ya bunch ay smelly wee hing-oot, sheep shaggers that yes are.

[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;38867800]France's historical habit of surrendering.[/QUOTE] [quote=QI]France [is the most successful military power in European history]. According to the historian Niall Ferguson, of the 125 major European wars fought since 1495, the French have participated in 50 – more than Austria (47) and England (43). Out of 168 battles fought since 387BC, they have won 109, lost 49 and drawn 10. The British tend to be rather selective about the battles they remember. Every English schoolboy was once able to recite the roll call of our glorious wins at Crécy (1346), Poitiers (1356) and Agincourt (1415), but no one’s ever heard of the French victories at Patay (1429) and (especially) at Castillon (1453), where French cannons tore the English apart, winning the Hundred Years War and confirming France as the most powerful military nation in Europe. And what about the Duke of Enghien thrashing the Spanish at Rocroi late on in the Thirty Years War in 1643, ending a century of Spanish dominance? Or the siege of Yorktown, Virginia, in 1781, when General Comte de Rochambeau and American forces prevailed? The British always prided themselves on superiority at sea, but knew they could never win a land war on the Continent. France’s achievements help to explain another French “military victory”. Whether it is ranks (general, captain, corporal, lieutenant); equipment (lance, mine, bayonet, epaulette, trench); organisation (volunteer, regiment, soldier, barracks) or strategy (army, camouflage, combat, esprit de corps, reconnaissance), the language of warfare is French.[/quote] [url]http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/qi/8080884/Quite-Interesting-the-QI-cabinet-of-curiosity.html[/url]

[QUOTE=kebab52;38871695]Maybe that explains why there are so many of us on here. Fife Young Team represent ya bunch ay smelly wee hing-oot, sheep shaggers that yes are.[/QUOTE] A lot of swede and broccoli comes from Fife among other things. Random info for you there (the Chinese have a monopoly on ginger, may god help us all...)

[QUOTE=Camundongo;38871849]A lot of swede and broccoli comes from Fife among other things. Random info for you there (the Chinese have a monopoly on ginger, may god help us all...)[/QUOTE] Lots of heroine and knife crime too. It's a lovely place.

[QUOTE=kebab52;38871861]Lots of heroine and knife crime too. It's a lovely place.[/QUOTE] As the son of a Dundonian (okay, just across the water from Fife) I've yet to experience all the qualities the Kingdom of Fire has to offer...

[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;38867800]I don't need to tell you about America's problems with obesity and about France's historical habit of surrendering. I've never seen the Czech stereotype before.[/QUOTE] I think they surrendered like.. once. In recent memory. Aside from WW2 france spent most of the last 1000+ years routinely shitkicking most of europe.