Day Care Employees Caught Running "Fight Clubs" for toddlers - Polidicks

[url]http://www.nj.com/union/index.ssf/2015/09/3_other_daycare_fight_clubs.html[/url] [QUOTE]In 2012, three employees of the Hands of Our Future Daycare in Dover were charged with assault, endangering the welfare of a child, reckless endangering and conspiracy after a cell phone video showed them watching and encouraging two 3-year-olds to fight each other, according to [URL="http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/weird/Day-Care-Fight-3-Year-Olds-166788926.html"]NBC 10.com.[/URL] According to the report, one child can be heard yelling, "He's pinching me," while the employee responds, "No pinching, only punching."[/QUOTE]

Holy shit. These people sound like they need to be permanently taken away from children.

[quote]the employee responds, "No pinching, only punching."[/quote] haha what the flying fuck

You're going to jail, sir.

Way to break the rules guys

Baby fight club sounds like something you'd hear on robot chicken or some shit. like what

hands of our future indeed

This is genius, how has nobody else had this idea?

got 10 bucks on timmy, lil fucker tapes lego to his knuckles

[QUOTE=SpartanXC9;48603955]Way to break the rules guys[/QUOTE] The first rule of fight club is no pinching only punching

[QUOTE=TurtleeyFP;48604051]This is genius, how has nobody else had this idea?[/QUOTE] Yeah, child abuse sure is genius.

[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;48603929]haha what the flying fuck[/QUOTE] Pinching is brutal, dude.

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;48604132]Pinching is brutal, dude.[/QUOTE] Especially if they go for a nipple twister, then things get nasty

Reading this as a story, I can only say Holy fuck that's hilarious, jesus christ I bet The Onion is upset they didn't come up with it, first. That said, holy fuck I hope they get arrested.

[QUOTE][B]Ohio[/B] [...] According to the report, the video showed a 3-year-old boy and 3-year-old girl hitting each other while two female day care teachers can be heard taunting the children to keep fighting, one yelling "Get him back!" and "Stop crying!" [B]When asked why she didn't stop the fight, one of the workers said she "didn't want to get injured," the report says.[/B][/QUOTE] Uhh...

[QUOTE=TheHydra;48603969]hands of our future indeed[/QUOTE] fists of our future

[QUOTE=DrTaxi;48604225]Uhh...[/QUOTE] What.

I feel like shit because this is awful yet it's so ridiculous I can't stop laughing.

That was the same response I gave. I can't believe that was their excuse.... There really isn't anything you can say about that... You're caught. Just admit you're a fucking idiot or shut the fuck up. Don't go out of your way to make yourself like more of an idiot. What the fuck prompts people to be cruel to children? I've never understood why people get some kind of perverse satisfaction in watching children have harm come to them, inflict harm on them or, force and encourage them to inflict harm on each other? I was a foster kid, along with my two.siblings because of this kind of shit and I've just never understood why in the fuck someone would want to do these kinds of things to an innocent child? [editline]2nd September 2015[/edit] Broke my automerge...

I feel awful because I've been giving people shit for laughing at other people's misfortune all day, but then I read the headline and the first thing I do is laugh. This is awful, but just... bizarre.

[video=youtube_share;z1oz3-Qe4ss]http://youtu.be/z1oz3-Qe4ss?t=7s[/video] reminded me of this

Now that's some tyrannical Spartan type style bullshit. Ubersoldiers of tomorrow.

For as horrible as it is the mental image is absolutely hilarious

oh god this is so awful but so funny

[QUOTE=IceTea;48604423]That was the same response I gave. I can't believe that was their excuse.... There really isn't anything you can say about that... You're caught. Just admit you're a fucking idiot or shut the fuck up. Don't go out of your way to make yourself like more of an idiot. What the fuck prompts people to be cruel to children? I've never understood why people get some kind of perverse satisfaction in watching children have harm come to them, inflict harm on them or, force and encourage them to inflict harm on each other? I was a foster kid, along with my two.siblings because of this kind of shit and I've just never understood why in the fuck someone would want to do these kinds of things to an innocent child? [editline]2nd September 2015[/edit] Broke my automerge...[/QUOTE] They have no excuse. Their lawyer probably told them to say that shit