Hello facepunch
Today, as I was drying myself after a nice, hot, steamy shower, something was terribly wrong.
I was drying my head with my loyal blue towel, when I caught a whiff of it. The smell was terrible.
It wasn't a "shit smell" terrible, it was more of a...rusty metal terrible. When I finished drying myself (while at the same time fearing the possible chemical burns of drying with a rusty metal-smelling towel), I went to smell my hand towel (you know, the towel that you use to dry your hands). the smell surprised me even more.
Combine that rusty iron metal smell with lead and a some more nasty shit and you get this smell (I've never actually smelled lead before, as far as I know, but that's the image that came into my head).
So I ask, what the fuck is going on? Why are my towels smelling of alloys (:science:)?
What do, fp?
Please note that I don't believe the smell is coming from me. I smell of man, not of rusty metal.
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Coincidence, my balls of steel smell like alloy.
Sorry.
I accidentally your towel, sorry.
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So did the guy above me.
[QUOTE=KillerTele;23521984]I accidentally your towel, sorry.
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So did the guy above me.[/QUOTE]
You fuck
Everyone must now post of how they violated OP's towel.
[QUOTE=Sickle;23522051]Everyone must now post of how they violated OP's towel.[/QUOTE]
you guys what on my towel?
Rub another towel in your poo.
Now your towel doesn't seem so bad anymore and you continue living your life.
No come on guys, I'm seriously worried on what may happen if I keep using said towel(s).
So thats where I put my micro needles.
how old are the towels
i inserted it into my buttocks and bent the over end round to my penis and it was nice and i poop in it accident srry.
But men do smell of steel, also wash your towels.
[QUOTE=Hmn30;23522115]No come on guys, I'm seriously worried on what may happen if I keep using said towel(s).[/QUOTE]
Keep using said towels
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Err dude as a robot you gotta go and get some more oil every 5 years
Else you will rust.
Why don't you just wash it a couple of times
You should throw away the old towels...
And buy new ones!
I regurgitated your towel. Sorry.
But really, continue using it, see what happens :science:
I think it's because of your washing machine
Go smell your dryer, maybe it's making your stuff smell.
You probably have a high amount of iron in your water. You don't taste it, but it starts smelling on everything that touches it.
This isn't blogpunch
Fucking weird coincidence, I just took a shower and the towel I used smelled the same. My skin isn't falling off, so I'm not worried. Just stick it in the wash or something.
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[QUOTE=BackOnCrack;23522331]This isn't blogpunch[/QUOTE]
Nope, it's not! Good job, we can learn a lot from this post.
Buy new towels
[QUOTE=BackOnCrack;23522331]This isn't blogpunch[/QUOTE]
Threads like these are perfectly acceptable. :downs:
[QUOTE=BackOnCrack;23522331]This isn't blogpunch[/QUOTE]
you , you get out and go back to crack
My towels always smell weird after awhile. You just need to make sure you wash them regularly.
[QUOTE=BackOnCrack;23522331]This isn't blogpunch[/QUOTE]
I think you forgot the question mark. No, this isn't blogpunch, that's why this thread is here :downs:
After showering I use the towel to wipe my ass, some red and brown shit may appear. The iron smell may be from some ruptured hemorrhoids.
[QUOTE=Hmn30;23521953]-snip op-[/QUOTE]
If your towels are placed under your sink, your sink might leak onto the towels, creating the smell. Same thing happened at home here.
Are you serious? If the towels have been used before without washing (as I assume they have), the water gets on the towels and if they don't dry out overnight (maybe you closed the door or left them on the ground or bundled up) they stink like damp shit.
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